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  • A Funny Travel Adventure of Bad-Tempered Baboons, Black Magic, and Breakups (Weird Travel, Book 2)
  • By: Adam Fletcher
  • Narrated by: Liam Gerrard
  • Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)
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Don't Come Back

By: Adam Fletcher
Narrated by: Liam Gerrard
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Summary

Adam Fletcher's life hates him....

That's how it feels since he lost his girlfriend of nine years, his confidence, hair, and home.

But then he receives an email from a mysterious stranger offering him a free holiday of a lifetime. It's too good to be true. But then what does he have to lose?

So he says yes. And then things gets strange....

Catapulted through the wilds of South Africa, Cuba, and Indonesia, he must fight an angry baboon armed with just a sock; hike into an active volcano to meet people with the worst job in the world; have coffee and biscuits with a stranger's dead grandma; go on a double-date with a very flirtatious princess; stare down hungry Komodo dragons; be rushed to hospital by emergency speedboat; and discover why it's a really bad idea to become a gold digger in Papua New Guinea.

A lot of strange things are about to happen to him. He's not ready for any of them....

©2020 Adam Fletcher (P)2021 Tantor

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Further travels to far flung places, with an authentic narrative thread of self-discovery

Well written, though I would have liked some more description of the locations, particularly in Indonesia as I didn’t already have any idea of what places there would look like.

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