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Dead Men Can't Complain and Other Stories

By: Peter Clines
Narrated by: Ralph Lister,Ray Porter
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Summary

A cop interrogates a perp in a lizard costume that seems all too real.

An all-powerful superhero protects his city - and they better like it.

An average Joe finds out that being undead isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Including three never-before-published stories, Dead Men Can't Complain is the first-ever collection of short fiction by Peter Clines, author of 14, The Fold, and other Audible smash hits. Combining equal parts geekery and humor with the occasional dash of horror, Dead Men Can't Complain is ideal for Clines fans eagerly awaiting his next novel - or for brand-new listeners discovering this Audible favorite for the first time.

©2017 Peter Clines (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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The best thing(s) Peter Clines has written

I think Peter Clines is better known for his novels, which -- to be honest -- I consider to be of rather variable quality. I liked 14 and Dead Moon, but the other's I'm not so impressed by. The Fold was based on a clever idea, but the story was told in a way that I did not find very convincing.

This collection of stories, however, has all the hits from Clines' novels, and none of the misses. The stories cover a range of subjects, told in a number of different styles, but are all thought-provoking, and some are funny at the same time. In some of Clines' novels, the humour seems to me to be a distraction from the plot, but that isn't the case here.

This isn't just the best things that Peter Clines has written, it's one of the best collections of short stories by any author I've read in the last few years.

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EX cellent

I loved this book so many cool stories all well written and read. The icing on the cake was the final tale, set some point, (150 years I think) in the Ex heroes universe. Humans have come back but the X virus lies dormant in some creating a more domestic issue for those few whom have it and who should have died but came back.
Great short tales and well read worth listening to if you’re a fan of mister Clines. I am

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An interesting collection

A small little audiobook,less than 5 hours, that has Clines style throughout.

There's a little bit for everyone in here, time travel, zombies, robots, love story,horror.

When listening to short story books, I always imagine if it was a full book would it be any good, and in this there are at least 3 that I'd be intrigued to listen to an extended version.

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Loved it! Every story is excellent.

I’m a great fan of Peter Clines’ novels. I wasn’t sure what to expect from the collection of short stories. It did not disappoint.they were all wonderful, without exception.

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Woah! Mind blooown!

This was pretty amazing. I’m a big fan of “14” and the others in the series (not “Dead Moon” that was so awful it must have been written by someone else) and this didn’t disappoint. It was like a series of Peter Clines “tasters”. Loved ‘em.

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Brilliant

Loved every moment of these cleverly written short stories. I only wish there were more.

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Great book

Another fantastic book by Peter Clines, well worth the purchase and the collection of stories in this are all good, I especially love flesh trade which I would love to see expanded into a full novel. I recommend this to any fan of Peter or even if you love this type of fantasy/ horror/ humour

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Great collection

This was a refreshing and enjoyable collection. Having just finished a 10 book long epic this was the perfect palate cleanser

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excellent

A great collection of clever, intelligent stories that twist and turn and unsettle. I enjoy this authors novels, and this did not disappoint.

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One of the best short story compilations I’ve read

These stories really stuck with me. Excellently written, poignant and bizarre. I highly recommend them.

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  • 01-06-17

It was over too soon

I enjoyed myself when I stumbled upon 14 a few years back. I couldn't put it down. The same goes for The Fold and now this new set of stories. If you are into anything that makes you think then this is for you. Definitely worth the credit.

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  • DobieChuck
  • 27-05-17

Readers Shan't Complain Either

Wonderful collection... Weirdly eclectic and amusing.... You've got your aliens, zombies, superheroes, artificial beings, werewolves, lawmen, mad scientists, etc... I liked all the stories, which can be unusual for some collections, and loved most... If you like the author's other works you'll definitely enjoy... If you haven't read him this would be a nice introduction... There's a nice post "Ex" story in here, and many w/ wonderful twists and reveals... The performance is fantastic...

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  • Jami
  • 15-12-17

Love Clines' Writing & Porter's Narration

So, what is not to like about the writing of Peter Clines paired with Ray Porter's voice?!?!? This was an excellent compilation of short stories that were well narrated by both narrators. I particularly enjoyed the first short story (the title escapes me) and the title story. The stories were of varying lengths and all of them kept my interest. The only complaint I have is that some of them ended too abruptly; but perhaps that is just a sign that they were so good that I wanted more! The abrupt endings of some of the stories was what kept this from being a 5 star rating.

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  • Trex
  • 02-06-17

Peter Clines Is a Spinner of Wonder

Don't let the short run time make you think it's not worth a credit.

There's half a dozen stories here with plots worthy of full novels. Clines manages to convey them concisely & colourfully.

Top Marks.

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  • Don
  • 30-05-17

Buy this if you have read any of Mr.Clines books or if you want a taste of a great author

I love the fact each story is completely different.
You find some shared universes. but the perspective and originality of each story has me very impressed.

I believe the short story is the hardest form of writing, and when done correctly is the most rewarding.

A must read for all fans and a goof example if you do not know his work.

Thank you for an enjoyable afternoon.

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  • Autumn
  • 15-06-17

Well Narrated

Pretty good, some stories were great, but I felt I barely got into one before the next story started. It was sometimes difficult to tell that a new story had begun since they don't seem to always have titles. Some stories were a bit gross for me. I like clines work, just thought this was a collection of both good and bad, jumbled together.

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  • Kyle Wells
  • 10-06-17

Left me wanting more

Gotta love the Peter Clines/Ray Porter combination, it just sounds right. Dig Clines style, but man, I kept wanting to hear more about these characters and their stories. Some of these are very strong and would work well as a full length others are simply that short story material, nothing wrong with that either. Looking forward to more Clines and more Ray Porter!

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  • Mark
  • 15-07-17

Inspiring

This solidified Clines as my absolute new favorite author. It's the type of work(s) that makes me wish I would've majored in English and seriously gave writing a chance as a career. Truly inspiring. Loved every bit of this and can't wait for more from him.

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  • Annie The Audible Addict!!!
  • 29-06-17

SUPERB AS ALWAYS...I LOVE PETER CLINES WORK!!!

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I loved these short stories, and maybe they will tie me over until Peter can give us a new one...WRITE FASTER MR CLINES!!!!! LOL This was well written, narrated and a great listen for any true fan...dont hesitate buy it now!!

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  • Lisa P
  • 17-09-18

Out of the Box stories

This book ended to soon for me. I could keep listening to these type of stories and I like the way they tie back to the books.

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