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  • Crap, You're a Parent Now

  • A Simple Guide for Parents to Survive the First Years of Raising a Child
  • By: Magnolia Reed
  • Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
  • Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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Crap, You're a Parent Now

By: Magnolia Reed
Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
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Summary

Feeling like you were thrown into the deep end with becoming a parent? New parents and even caregivers have a hell of a time figuring out all the little stuff. This book will help you figure out those decisions on taking care of your new baby.

But what are the basic skills of a parent?

New parents and caregivers are bombarded with too much information and opinions to make an accurate decision on how they want to take care of their children. More than half of them have a very biased view. Any adult can have difficulties in finding themselves when it comes to being a new parent.

Do you get anxious that you won’t be a good parent?

Getting ready for a new baby is the most anxious thing you will probably endure in your life. We are here to help you with that process so you feel more confident in your decisions and what you want to be as a parent.

Do you feel like you have gaps in knowledge about baby skills?

It’s hard to know where to start or what you need to know without being in a caregiver role before having a baby. Honestly, we’ve all been there. There are ways to lower your anxiety by using this amazing book to guide you on your journey and discover your own parenting voice.

Resource for a wide range of skills for a baby's needs.

Even if you have never had an opportunity to take care of a child, this book is distinct in supplying them with tools. We have put a lot of thought into our audience and how to address their perspective from different parenting styles to products to use.

Regardless of your background, everyone can have gaps in knowledge about parenting skills. The life skills covered in this book are easy to follow and great for new parents as well as foster parents and guardians.

Get ready to open this book and prepare for raising your little ankle biter!

If you want to set yourself apart and learn important skills for new parents, then scroll up and click the “Add to Cart” button right now.

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The Honest Guide Every New Parent Needs!

I felt like I was chatting with a friend who truly gets the ups and downs of early parenthood. It covers everything from surviving sleepless nights to tackling those moments where you have no clue what you’re doing. The tips are realistic and easy to follow, which is essential when you’re running on minimal sleep. If you’re a new parent or know someone who is, this is a must-listen!

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Super Helpful Guide for Parents !

I recently listened to the audiobook and it was both funny and super helpful! As a new parent, I really appreciated how the book kept things real. It doesn’t try to make parenting sound perfect—it’s honest about how challenging those first few years can be, but it also gives practical tips to survive it all. The tone made me feel like I wasn’t alone in feeling overwhelmed, and it was reassuring to hear that it's okay to make mistakes along the way. I totally recommend it to new parent !

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Laugh Your Way Through Parenting's First Years

Reed's audiobook is a first buy for new parents!

It is filled with great advice and includes honest, & funny takes on the chaos of raising a baby.

Yes, I said CHAOS!

Clark's voice brings humor to topics like sleep, baby care, and the inevitable ups and downs, making it feel like guidance from a friend who has been through it all before.

If you are a parent-to-be who is feeling overwhelmed thinking about navigating those early years . . . This book is your blueprint to sanity and success!

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A Lifeline for New Parents

It doesn’t sugarcoat the experience but offers real advice with a lot of humor, which made me feel less alone. The reminders to take things one day at a time were comforting, especially during those sleepless nights. It’s packed with practical tips that are easy to follow, even when you're sleep-deprived. I highly recommend it to new parents looking for guidance with a side of laughs.

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A Fun and Honest Guide for New Parents

This book was fresh air for me as a new parent! It’s funny, relatable, and full of practical advice to survive those chaotic first years. I appreciated the straightforward tips on everything from sleep to dealing with the unexpected, all while keeping a sense of humor. If you're feeling overwhelmed or need some honest advice with a lighthearted touch, this guide is perfect for navigating the early years of parenting. Highly recommend!

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Reassuring

This audiobook is a lifesaver! The author provided practical, reassuring advice that made the daunting aspects of early parenthood feel manageable. The guidance was down-to-earth and free of judgment, making it easy to apply the suggestions in real life. The narrator's tone was comforting, like a friend sharing their own experiences. This audiobook is a must-have for new parents who want to feel empowered and prepared as they embark on the incredible journey of raising a child.

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