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Bitten & Smitten

By: Michelle Rowen
Narrated by: Lillian Yves, Vincent Lee Grayson
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Summary

The first audiobook in the Immortality Bites series! My name is Sarah Dearly, and I’m having a week from hell—literally. My blind date bit me and turned me into a vampire, and now I’m being chased all over the city by vampire hunters who want to introduce me to their wooden stakes.

While fleeing for my life on four-inch stilettos, my path crossed with the most gorgeous man I’ve ever met. Thierry de Bennicoeur is a sexy, 600-year-old master vampire with a death wish. And here’s my plan: I’m going to convince him to guide me in my dangerous and unpredictable new vampire life, and in return, I’ll show him that life’s still worth living. To complicate matters, a vampire hunter named Quinn is after me, and he can’t seem to decide if he wants to kill me or kiss me.

Being a vampire sucks, but it sure isn’t boring!

AUTHOR NOTE: Bitten & Smitten was previously published in 2006 by Grand Central Publishing. This edition has been edited and updated from the original manuscript.

©2006, 2021 Michelle Rowen (P)2023 Michelle Rowen

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“Rowen hits the nail (or is it the stake?) on the head with her feisty debut novel…a true modern girl’s guide to (vampire) life.” (Publishers Weekly)

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absolutely fantastic book

I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this book, thank you too to Lillian and Vincent for their hard work and I'm looking forward to hearing more from this series of books.

Sarah and Terry story was absolutely fantastic very much enjoyed their love story they got there in the end.

I'm volunteering this feedback as part of the review well done to the author brilliant mind thank you.

I would recommend this book absolutely fantastic.

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I really enjoyed this book. I listened to it over 2 days, while usually it takes me a few days to get through an audio book. It got me hooked from the start, as Sarah woke up while someone was burying her(this made me LOL). There was action going on from start to finish.

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Balanced Between Amusing and Dramatic!

My goodness! This book artfully straddles that weird line between comedy and serious drama. It literally starts with Sarah Dearly waking up in her own grave, slowly being covered by dirt by her date from hell. To top it off, he is a vampire and, without consulting her, decided she should be one too. She manages to escape him and then they get chased by vampire hunters. Her whole experience is somewhat surreal and she is convinced he's a wannabe vampire type person until he is staked and turns into goo. Her description, not mine. The rest of the night and the next day just gets stranger from there.

What happens when you've been changed into a vampire but you are somehow convinced it isn't true? Simply put, chaos. Add in the vampire hunters who have upped their game and this book is go-go-GO! Poor Sarah Dearly deserved a vacation after all that!

I enjoyed this audiobook. The story has its serious moments that are offset by the weird and funny ones. I hope the rest of the series ends up as audiobooks because this was also well performed and thoroughly enjoyable to listen to.

This audiobook was given to me for free at my request and I chose to submit this review.

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Excellent book!

If you are someone who likes vampire novels, with a bit of romance, then this audiobook is right for you! Bitten & Smitten by Michelle Rowen is very well written, I think it should be a movie. I originally read the book on Kindle and was very excited that an audiobook came out. I do not want to spoil the story but I highly recommend this audiobook!

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dates and bites

If you think you had a blind date from hell, you need to listen to Sarah's , who after a blind date she wakes up to find her date burying her in a cemetery, having just changed her into a vampire. Oh loosing her job for sexual harassment after sucking there finger when it started to bleeding after a paper cut.

Great humour loved the relationship the Vampire Hunter.

Great dual narration from Lillian Yves and Vincent Lee Grayson

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Story well written and great narration

Story well written and great narration.

I am voluntarily reviewing a copy I received free from the author.

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Nice, well read book,

Liked the story, would recommend it if you like vampire stories , liked the fact that it was read by 2 persons

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Vampire Rom Com

I enjoyed this book, a slightly differant take on the usual Vampire love stories. the characters were fun and well developed a nice little twist towards the end and the occasional lol, nice and light hearted not heavy or sinister.

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Fantastic adaptation

Sarah Dearly has had the blind date from hell. She wakes up to find her date burying her. Now she is running from vampire hunters and her only weapons, sarcasim and determination. She also meet two very different men. One who is trying to kill her the other is maybe trying to help her.
This a fantastic adaptation. I am of to read more of this series

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