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45 Things To Do Before You're 45: A Novel

By: Julia Tuffs
Narrated by: Isy Suttie
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"This isn’t how I pictured my life, you know? It was going to be fabulous. I was going to be fabulous.”

Meet Charlie; unfulfilled and perimenopausal, Charlie’s suburban life is a far cry from the Manhattan glamour she once dreamed of. Her husband is incapable of talking about anything other than his latest Ironman challenge, her sex life consists of fictional encounters with Hollywood stars, her kids need constant man-management, and to make things worse, her optician has just prescribed her reading glasses.

Oh, and she can’t stop crying at TV adverts…

In the hope of re-discovering her sense of self, Charlie begins writing a list: 45 things to do before she’s 45.

  1. Eat an oyster
  2. Take up parkour
  3. Read War and Peace
  4. Take ecstasy
  5. Try stand-up comedy
  6. Go to a sex club

Determined to complete them all, Charlie embarks on a chaotic odyssey through her own spectacular midlife crisis, challenging herself to become the person she wants to be. But what happens if we’re not that person? How do we learn to let them go? Or does something else have to give?

Uproariously funny and deeply human, 45 Things… is an all-too relatable story of what it means to be alive and how much living we all still have to do.

Narrated by the inimitable Isy Suttie (Peep Show), 45 Things... is the perfect listen for fans of Dolly Alderton, Caitlin Moran and Marian Keyes.

"There is so much to relate to. I can guarantee that if you're a woman and over thirty, you'll be nodding and laughing along!” – Laura Pearson, author of The Last List of Mabel Beaumont

©2024 Julia Tuffs (P)2025 Audible Ltd.
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Raucous good fun

I quickly abandoned all my plans and worldly commitments after just a couple of chapters so that I could fully commit myself to listening. I had the BEST time.

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Midlife crisis never sounded so fun.

A hilarious and heartwarming book about the strange and often unexplored period of middle age for women. I devoured this book the week before I turn 45. I won’t be following the list- for my own and everyone else’s safety! Great writing, great narration, highly recommend.

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Isy Sutie is outstanding!

The book itself is ok, Isy brings it to life. She is absolutely amazing.

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Relatable & great performance

Enjoyable & an easy listen. The main character is so selfish & unlikeable you sympathise with her friends and family! Lots to relate to here!

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Bloody Brilliant!

Loved the storyline, the friendships and real life relatable issues all mixed with plenty of laughs and banter.

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unexpected enjoyment

I got this book on a whim, not my usual but needed something a little lighter. I laughed out loud at parts and definitely resignated with a lot of it.

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Funny & relatable

scarily true, main character is selfish but lost,funny & sad, friends are representing temptation & conscience

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Life, real life

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Enjoyed this! The writing is witty and the narrator does a good job. Lots that felt very relatable as a person of a certain age!

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fun and cheeky

loved this booked I'm 50 now but had a laugh through it all the crazy things we do worth a read !

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