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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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Really well written very humorous
- By louise shaw on 13-06-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Queen Lucia
- Mapp and Lucia, Book 1
- By: E. F. Benson
- Narrated by: Lucy Scott
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The queen bee of the fictional village of Riseholme, Mrs. Emmeline ‘Lucia’ Lucas is a snobbish yet oddly charming woman who prides herself on being the cultural and intellectual leader of her community. She dabbles in art, plants Shakespeare-themed flower arrangements in her garden and uses fake Italian phrases to maintain her social standing. Trouble brews when some new arrivals to town – including the glamorous opera singer Olga Bracely and the eccentric spiritualist Daisy Quantock – begin to challenge Lucia’s hold over Riseholme.
By: E. F. Benson
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American Narcissus
- By: Chandler Morrison
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lucas
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate.
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Oblomov (French Edition)
- By: Ivan Gontcharov
- Narrated by: Stephane Ronchewski
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Partisan de la position allongée, Oblomov ne trouve le bonheur que dans le sommeil. Ni son ami Stolz, incarnation de l'énergie et de l'esprit d'entreprise, ni la belle Olga avec qui se nouera l'embryon d'une idylle, ne parviendront à le tirer de sa léthargie. Entreprendre et aimer sont décidément choses trop fatigantes. Grand roman de mœurs, Oblomov offre une satire mordante des petits fonctionnaires et des barines russes.
By: Ivan Gontcharov
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Roughing It
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Jim Foster
- Length: 15 hrs and 37 mins
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In Roughing It, Mark Twain recounts his real-life journey across the American West with wit, grit, and wide-eyed wonder. Originally published in 1872, this semi-autobiographical travelogue follows Twain as he joins his brother—appointed Secretary of Nevada Territory—on an epic overland stagecoach ride from Missouri to the frontier. Along the way, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, from outlaws and prospectors to pioneers and desperados, all set against the backdrop of dusty deserts, fledgling mining towns, and gold rush chaos.
By: Mark Twain
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Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Björn Granath
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Efter ett långt och synnerligen händelserikt liv hamnar Allan Karlsson på det äldrehem han tänker ska bli hans sista anhalt på jorden. Problemet är bara att hälsan vägrar ge vika, och en dag bär det sig inte bättre än att det är dags för honom att fylla tresiffrigt. Pompa och ståt väntar, med kommunalråd och lokaltidning på plats. Ett spektakel så oönskat av Allan att han i stället kliver ut genom fönstret. Därmed är han på rymmen från sitt eget födelsedagskalas.
By: Jonas Jonasson
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Murder at the Patel Motel
- By: Maulik Pancholy, Zackary Grady, Achilles Stamatelaky
- Narrated by: Maulik Pancholy, Murray Bartlett, Poorna Jagannathan, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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When Milan Patel visits his parents at their family-run motel in Montana, he's expecting the usual drama. But shortly after he arrives, his father mysteriously dies in the motel pool. Now everyone's a suspect. What was meant to be a quick trip becomes Milan's worst nightmare, as he races to solve his father's murder while confronting the past he tried to leave behind.
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Really well written very humorous
- By louise shaw on 13-06-25
By: Maulik Pancholy, and others
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Queen Lucia
- Mapp and Lucia, Book 1
- By: E. F. Benson
- Narrated by: Lucy Scott
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The queen bee of the fictional village of Riseholme, Mrs. Emmeline ‘Lucia’ Lucas is a snobbish yet oddly charming woman who prides herself on being the cultural and intellectual leader of her community. She dabbles in art, plants Shakespeare-themed flower arrangements in her garden and uses fake Italian phrases to maintain her social standing. Trouble brews when some new arrivals to town – including the glamorous opera singer Olga Bracely and the eccentric spiritualist Daisy Quantock – begin to challenge Lucia’s hold over Riseholme.
By: E. F. Benson
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American Narcissus
- By: Chandler Morrison
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lucas
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Stoned and porn-addicted surfer Baxter Kent is terrified of women and anxious to make things work with a sex robot. Acid junkie Arden Coover has a useless philosophy degree and a doomed relationship he believes might save him. His younger sister Tess is considering, or resisting, a convenient but loveless marriage to a wealthy, narcissistic novelist. Ryland Richter, an alcoholic insurance executive with too much money and too few scruples, is seeking toxic solace in the arms of a dangerously unhinged subordinate.
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Oblomov (French Edition)
- By: Ivan Gontcharov
- Narrated by: Stephane Ronchewski
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Partisan de la position allongée, Oblomov ne trouve le bonheur que dans le sommeil. Ni son ami Stolz, incarnation de l'énergie et de l'esprit d'entreprise, ni la belle Olga avec qui se nouera l'embryon d'une idylle, ne parviendront à le tirer de sa léthargie. Entreprendre et aimer sont décidément choses trop fatigantes. Grand roman de mœurs, Oblomov offre une satire mordante des petits fonctionnaires et des barines russes.
By: Ivan Gontcharov
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Roughing It
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Jim Foster
- Length: 15 hrs and 37 mins
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In Roughing It, Mark Twain recounts his real-life journey across the American West with wit, grit, and wide-eyed wonder. Originally published in 1872, this semi-autobiographical travelogue follows Twain as he joins his brother—appointed Secretary of Nevada Territory—on an epic overland stagecoach ride from Missouri to the frontier. Along the way, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, from outlaws and prospectors to pioneers and desperados, all set against the backdrop of dusty deserts, fledgling mining towns, and gold rush chaos.
By: Mark Twain
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Hundraåringen som klev ut genom fönstret och försvann
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Björn Granath
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
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Efter ett långt och synnerligen händelserikt liv hamnar Allan Karlsson på det äldrehem han tänker ska bli hans sista anhalt på jorden. Problemet är bara att hälsan vägrar ge vika, och en dag bär det sig inte bättre än att det är dags för honom att fylla tresiffrigt. Pompa och ståt väntar, med kommunalråd och lokaltidning på plats. Ett spektakel så oönskat av Allan att han i stället kliver ut genom fönstret. Därmed är han på rymmen från sitt eget födelsedagskalas.
By: Jonas Jonasson
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One Last Shindig: Extended and Revised
- Mark Towse Books
- By: Mark Towse
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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One Last Shindig—the new novella from the author of The Sound of Suffering, Nana, Crows, and Chasing the Dragon. The world as we know it is coming to an end, but this group of geriatrics on one last shindig have no idea what’s in store. As far as they’re concerned, they’re on a quick jaunt to see a cave full of glow worms and then back to the hotel for apple pie and custard. So, get the muscle spray ready and change into your big underpants, because you’re going to need them. Take your seat on this hilarious and terrifying coach tour into Hell.
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A wild ride! Old people facing the end of the world? I'm in!
- By Chiara - aratecla_the_bookrat on 05-06-25
By: Mark Towse
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Analfabeten som kunde räkna
- By: Jonas Jonasson
- Narrated by: Björn Granath
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
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Hon började arbeta som femåring, blev föräldralös vid tio, överkörd vid femton. Ingenting tydde på annat än att hon skulle leva ett tag i sitt skjul i Sydafrikas största kåkstad och sedan dö, saknad av ingen. Om hon nu inte varit den hon var, men det var hon ju. Nombeko Mayeki var analfabeten som kunde räkna. Ödet tillsammans med hennes talang för henne bort från Soweto, till internationell storpolitik, till andra sidan jordklotet, till två identiskt lika och väldigt olika bröder.
By: Jonas Jonasson
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The Satires
- La Curée
- By: Juvenal
- Narrated by: David Timson
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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The Roman poet Juvenal was the greatest satirist of Imperial Rome. His 16 satires encompass attacks on the immorality, abuses and hypocrisy of the Romans of his day. The last of the great Roman poets, he wrote between CE 110 and 130, his approach to satire coming close to modern expectations of the genre.
By: Juvenal
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The Sharter
- A Comedic Journey Out of Hip-Hop Hypnosis
- By: Alfonso F.R.
- Narrated by: Alfonso F.R.
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Humor is healthy. Author & narrator Alfonso F.R. provides a vital tool for snapping millions out of hip-hop hypnosis, this audiobook. You’ve heard a disgusting hip-hop song today, haven’t you? The most pervasive poison in society is difficult to avoid. This “music" isn’t to empower, educate, or motivate you. It’s to hypnotize you into becoming a hedonistic derelict. Do you think it’s natural to listen to percussion instruments with a guy talking about drugs, violence, and depravity? The tribalistic war drums tap into your instincts to condition you into a life of idiocy. It isn’t music.
By: Alfonso F.R.
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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
- Never Made Movies
- By: R.J. Benetti
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
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In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board. With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”
By: R.J. Benetti
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O carte dată naibii
- By: Jason Mott, Alina-Gabriela Rudeanu - translator
- Narrated by: Matei Arvunescu
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Câștigător National Book Award 2021 Satirică și ingenios construită, O carte dată naibii leagă firele unei narațiuni complexe despre identitate, dragoste și violență. Jason Mott cucerește printr-un stil amețitor și ludic, pe care îl folosește ca să echilibreze un nucleu tematic dur. El explorează continuu ce înseamnă să scrii, alternând voci eclatante care se întâlnesc pe teritoriul unui prezent nesigur. JASON MOTT este un romancier și poet de origine americană. S-a născut în Carolina de Nord și tot acolo și-a încheiat studiile.
By: Jason Mott, and others
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This Is Not a Ghost Story
- A Novel
- By: Amerie
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon, January LaVoy, Robin Miles
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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John’s House provides all he needs. Surrounded by a vast, beautiful ocean under a void of sky, the House is John’s haven. He is alone, but never lonely; he is here now, but neither remembers nor longs for a before. In his House, John is safe and untroubled. But then a terrible shadow creature breaks in—and it wants him out. Pushed from the House, John falls into the light… And finds himself in modern-day Los Angeles, the first person to ever come back from the other side.
By: Amerie
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Scary Stories to Tell to Millennials
- A Humorous and Unsettling Collection of Post-Modern Horror Stories
- By: J. R. Salem
- Narrated by: Jack Clancy
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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This collection of 12 twisted tales dives deep into the anxieties of a generation that grew up with the internet, got ghosted by the housing market, and fears their student loans more than actual ghosts.
By: J. R. Salem
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
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In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.
By: Dustin Gross
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A Modest Proposal
- Unabridged
- By: Dr. Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: Brian J. Gill
- Length: 24 mins
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A Modest Proposal is author Jonathan Swift's infamous and shocking satirical essay in which he suggests that the plight of the poor in Ireland could be eased if they simply agreed to sell their children to the elites of society to be used as food.
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Ragnarök and Roll
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Norse Mythology
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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Odin’s got one eye, Thor’s got zero brains, and Loki’s got no morals. Welcome to Norse Mythology—like you’ve never seen it before!
By: Dustin Gross
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Lilith’s Last Laugh
- Castrate, Cancel, Celebrate (Radical Feminism Fatale, Book 56)
- By: Connie Riker
- Narrated by: Athena Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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Smash Male Dominion—Claim Your Throne as Goddess Incarnate. Tired of begging for scraps of power in a world built to glorify male mediocrity? Done pretending men’s “logic” isn’t just a flimsy mask for their incompetence? Ready to stop negotiating with oppressors and start dismantling their empires? Expose the biological lie of male superiority—and why estrogen is evolution’s masterpiece. Weaponize cultural Marxism to bankrupt patriarchy and fund your liberation. Turn abortion into a sacrament and men’s tears into your holy water.
By: Connie Riker
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Shalash the Iraqi
- By: Shalash, Kanan Makiya - foreword, Luke Leafgren - translator
- Narrated by: Neil Shah
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Populated by a cast of imagined con artists, holy fools, drag queens, and partisans—as well as some very factual politicians, priests, and generals—this novel started life as a pseudonymous blog written "live" by "Shalash" during and after the Second Iraq War. Shalash the Iraqi is here presented in its first authorized translation, with the blessing and commentary of "Shalash" himself.
By: Shalash, and others
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Einstein Meadows
- The Unspoken Perils & Thrills of Living in a Retirement Community
- By: Ned and Nancy Engel
- Narrated by: Tim Clarke, Andie Baker
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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Faced with a major loss of services, daring seniors throw caution to the wind and embrace ganjapreneurship. Einstein Meadows: The Unspoken Perils & Thrills of Living in a Retirement Community is a humorous novel about three retired professors who relocate campus culture by developing a neighborhood for their former colleagues. The academics bring their old baggage full of intrigue, power grabs, endless backstabbing, insecurity and one-upmanship so prevalent in their prior work settings.
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As Much Protein as an Egg
- By: Seth Harwood
- Narrated by: Carlos Mendoza
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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Artemis Kellog struggles to write his first screenplay, find love in San Francisco, and maintain his coffee consumption. Bainbridge McGee aspires to play golf, write his fourth Great American Novel, and dabble in the online dating scene. Each man is indebted to and inspired by Vonnegut, a passion that plays out as McGee works on his masterpiece and Kellog finds writing is his true religion.
By: Seth Harwood
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A Town Called Potato
- A Sci-Fi Murder Comedy (Galactic Detective Agency, Book 1)
- By: Gary Blaine Randolph
- Narrated by: Tim Ratliff
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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It's a lighthearted murder mystery ... with space aliens! Gabriel Lake is a not so hard-boiled computer guy who finds himself swept up into a web of interstellar crime when he is recruited into the Galactic Detective Agency, led by the brilliant Oren Vilkas. Can a mere Earthling track a killer across the stars before more lives are lost? Can he negotiate his way around other worlds and understand the ways of extra-terrestrial cultures? Can he even figure out how to use a bathroom designed for aliens? And can he uncover the mystery of A Town Called Potato?
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A good mash of genres
- By Jay-BFG on 13-06-25
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I en annan del av Bromma
- By: Martina Haag
- Narrated by: Martina Haag
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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Mitt liv har blivit lite rörigt på sista tiden. Varför ligger jag obekvämt på barr och blåbärsris och små stenhårda kottar och spionerar på min egen familj i kikare? Varför dyker Lars Adaktussons rödblonda huvud upp så fort jag sätter på teven? Vad hände med min koll på band och musik? Jag vet inte ens vem det är som är själva Kent av alla killarna i popgruppen Kent. Sju år har gått sedan Bella fick sparken från Dramaten. Nu är hon gift och har fått två pojkar med den framgångsrika tevestjärnan Matte.
By: Martina Haag
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
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They told him to shrink. He chose to suplex society instead. Ricky "Napalm" Stubbs just got fired for body-slamming a vending machine—and that was before the smart scale insulted his BMI in a British accent. Unemployed, overweight, and overwhelmingly pissed off, Ricky creates the Chunky Combat Club: a secret underground league for misfits who are thicc, ticked, and totally over it.
By: Dustin Gross
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Pairs
- This Dating Site Will Be the Death of You (Crack the Case Books, Book 1)
- By: Cristina Matta
- Narrated by: Irene R.
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Book 1: Pairs: This Dating Site Will Be the Death of You A woman searching for love. A string of online suitors. A deadly end. When a young woman’s body is discovered, Detective Ned is drawn into the murky world of online dating. The suspects? Every man in her dating history on the app Pairs. Each profile photo hides a secret: the suave charmer with a shady past, the awkward loner with an unhealthy obsession, or the too-perfect match with everything to lose.. In this sharp and satirical mystery, you hold the power to uncover the truth. Will the killer be caught in the web of lies?
By: Cristina Matta
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse. Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells. Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals. Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is. Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock.
By: Dustin Gross
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The Blingsters
- An Old School Cozy Mystery
- By: Andrea C Neil
- Narrated by: Andrea C. Neil
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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Griffin Beckett is fresh out of a job—and luck. Her family just put her in charge of going to Florida to retrieve her grandma Marge Flanders, who’s ditched her former life in Oklahoma to move in with the “canasta team” she met on a recent senior’s cruise. When Griffin finds a giant diamond in their bachelorette pad’s shag carpet, it doesn’t take her long to deduce that the three partying septuagenarians, known as the Blingsters, could be up to no good, might possibly be jewel thieves, and are most definitely corrupting her dear innocent G-ma.
By: Andrea C Neil
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The Dreadful Dragon of Hay Hill
- By: Sir Max Beerbohm
- Narrated by: Simon Relph
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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Step into a whimsical, prehistoric England where myths come alive and bravery is a matter of perspective. The Dreadful Dragon of Hay Hill by Max Beerbohm is a delightful satirical fable that blends gentle humor with timeless themes of courage, self-discovery, and community.
By: Sir Max Beerbohm
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Lake Burntshore
- A Novel
- By: Aaron Kreuter
- Narrated by: Samantha Piper
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
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It’s the summer of 2013 and 21-year-old Ruby, a counselor at Camp Burntshore, can’t wait to supervise a rowdy cabin of 11-year-olds, smoke weed by the fire, and argue about which city make the best bagels. But when Brent, the camp owner’s son, hires Israeli soldiers to deal with a staffing shortfall, Ruby, a committed anti-Zionist, must decide if she’s willing to jeopardize her place at Burntshore to fight Brent over the contentious issues of Jewish belonging and settler colonialism, even as she finds herself falling in love with one of the soldiers, the sweetly handsome Etai.
By: Aaron Kreuter
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Mishaps
- These Accidents Will Be the Death of You (A Crack the Case Series)
- By: Cristina Matta
- Narrated by: Irene Rubio
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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A woman with accident-prone enemies at every turn. A sudden, violent end. When Detective Ned is called to the scene, he quickly realizes that every suspect has something in common: they’ve all suffered physical mishaps, and they all blame the murder victim. Was it the girl with a strange rash? The hotel owner with the concussion? Or the woman who swallowed glass? Packed with humor, unexpected twists, and a touch of the absurd, Mishaps invites you to piece together the clues.
By: Cristina Matta