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The Good Life
- By: Jeremy Hall
- Narrated by: Ty Burrell, Jennifer Garner, Colton Dunn, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.
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The Good life was a Great story
- By Elisabeth Haines on 08-07-25
By: Jeremy Hall
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Whatever Happened to….? Popeye, Dorothy, The Ugly Sisters and more
- A BBC Radio Comedy of Ultimate Sequels
- By: Adrian Mourby
- Narrated by: Prunella Scales, Eleanor Bron, Leslie Philips, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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This hilarious full-cast series reveals the afterlife of some famous characters from children's fiction. George from Enid Blyton’s Famous Five reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the adventurous group of children - Julian, Dick, Anne and their dog Timmy. Cinderella's siblings speak out, giving their version of what happened after the ball, and the naive, golden-haired, Little Lord Fauntleroy is revealed as a grown-up, evil scoundrel.
By: Adrian Mourby
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Hilda Tablet: The Complete Plays
- Seven Full-Cast BBC Radio Comedy Dramas
- By: Henry Reed
- Narrated by: Hugh Burden, Carleton Hobbs, Mary O'Farrell, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Hilda Tablet is a fictitious ‘twelve-tone composeress’ created by Henry Reed in a series of radio mockumentaries. She first appeared in the play A Very Great Man Indeed, which follows the quest of a fictional biographer, Herbert Reeve, who is writing the biography of the equally fictional novelist Richard Shewin.
By: Henry Reed
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Non è una storia di zombie
- By: Stefania Toniolo
- Narrated by: Luca Sbaragli
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Quando gli zombie incontrano i social, vince la fama o la fame? Essere famosi non è facile: non hai privacy, i passi falsi non sono contemplati e nessuno conosce chi sei davvero. E poi c’è quella storia del perdere la testa. Il che è davvero un grosso problema. Soprattutto se sei uno zombie. Zack è un diversamente vivo, attrazione in uno zoo della Georgia, e desidera solo essere visto. Purtroppo l’America si è stufata degli zombie, e l’unica sua prospettiva sembra una pensione a forma di proiettile.
By: Stefania Toniolo
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How to Dodge a Cannonball
- A Novel
- By: Dennard Dayle
- Narrated by: William DeMeritt
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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How to Dodge a Cannonball is funnier than the Civil War should ever be. It follows Anders, a teenage idealist who enlists and reenlists to shape the American Future—as soon as he figures out what that is, who it includes, and why everyone wants him to die for it. Escaping his violently insane mother is a bonus. Anders finds honor as a proud Union flag twirler—until he’s captured. Then he tries life as a diehard Confederate—until fate asks him to die hard for the Confederacy at Gettysburg. Barely alive, Anders limps into a Black Union regiment in a stolen uniform.
By: Dennard Dayle
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This Princess Kills Monsters
- The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel
- By: Ry Herman
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Ry Herman
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal. Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she's been commanded to marry a king she’s never met. When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen.
By: Ry Herman
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The Good Life
- By: Jeremy Hall
- Narrated by: Ty Burrell, Jennifer Garner, Colton Dunn, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.
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The Good life was a Great story
- By Elisabeth Haines on 08-07-25
By: Jeremy Hall
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Whatever Happened to….? Popeye, Dorothy, The Ugly Sisters and more
- A BBC Radio Comedy of Ultimate Sequels
- By: Adrian Mourby
- Narrated by: Prunella Scales, Eleanor Bron, Leslie Philips, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
- Original Recording
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This hilarious full-cast series reveals the afterlife of some famous characters from children's fiction. George from Enid Blyton’s Famous Five reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the adventurous group of children - Julian, Dick, Anne and their dog Timmy. Cinderella's siblings speak out, giving their version of what happened after the ball, and the naive, golden-haired, Little Lord Fauntleroy is revealed as a grown-up, evil scoundrel.
By: Adrian Mourby
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Hilda Tablet: The Complete Plays
- Seven Full-Cast BBC Radio Comedy Dramas
- By: Henry Reed
- Narrated by: Hugh Burden, Carleton Hobbs, Mary O'Farrell, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Hilda Tablet is a fictitious ‘twelve-tone composeress’ created by Henry Reed in a series of radio mockumentaries. She first appeared in the play A Very Great Man Indeed, which follows the quest of a fictional biographer, Herbert Reeve, who is writing the biography of the equally fictional novelist Richard Shewin.
By: Henry Reed
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Non è una storia di zombie
- By: Stefania Toniolo
- Narrated by: Luca Sbaragli
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Quando gli zombie incontrano i social, vince la fama o la fame? Essere famosi non è facile: non hai privacy, i passi falsi non sono contemplati e nessuno conosce chi sei davvero. E poi c’è quella storia del perdere la testa. Il che è davvero un grosso problema. Soprattutto se sei uno zombie. Zack è un diversamente vivo, attrazione in uno zoo della Georgia, e desidera solo essere visto. Purtroppo l’America si è stufata degli zombie, e l’unica sua prospettiva sembra una pensione a forma di proiettile.
By: Stefania Toniolo
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How to Dodge a Cannonball
- A Novel
- By: Dennard Dayle
- Narrated by: William DeMeritt
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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How to Dodge a Cannonball is funnier than the Civil War should ever be. It follows Anders, a teenage idealist who enlists and reenlists to shape the American Future—as soon as he figures out what that is, who it includes, and why everyone wants him to die for it. Escaping his violently insane mother is a bonus. Anders finds honor as a proud Union flag twirler—until he’s captured. Then he tries life as a diehard Confederate—until fate asks him to die hard for the Confederacy at Gettysburg. Barely alive, Anders limps into a Black Union regiment in a stolen uniform.
By: Dennard Dayle
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This Princess Kills Monsters
- The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel
- By: Ry Herman
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Ry Herman
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal. Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she's been commanded to marry a king she’s never met. When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen.
By: Ry Herman
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Roja, puta y Gaditana
- By: Rafael M. Pastrana
- Narrated by: Paula Iwasaki
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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El narrador es el propio autor de esta novela. Varón de 44 años. Está escrita en presente como tiempo verbal y ambientada en Cádiz (España) justo antes del estallido de la guerra civil. El narrador adopta un estilo mixto. Aunque narra en tercera persona la mayor parte del tiempo, se permite intervenciones en segunda persona a modo de pensamientos dirigidos a los personajes, específicamente a María, la protagonista. Esto le da un toque de cercanía, como si estuviera acompañando al personaje y cuestionándolo o aconsejándolo, aunque el personaje no lo escuche directamente.
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Football Crumpets
- The Laugh-Out-Loud Queer Comedy Script
- By: Lucie Isle
- Narrated by: Lucie Isle, Len Pennie, Lewis Hancox, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Welcome to Funcliffe park. It’s a crusty old caravan park that's falling into the sea, the neighbours are all weird, but forget about that! Have a cuppa and a crumpet instead. It’s 1999 and Nanna wants to keep her football-mad grandson Nobby out of trouble, but everything’s going wrong. Nobby’s having a terrible birthday, she’s just whacked the local MP with a marigold glove and worst of all, she’s just stewed the tea. Will Nanna and Nobby triumph? Or is it full time for Funcliffe?
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A Hilarious and Touching Story of Identity
- By Kim on 08-07-25
By: Lucie Isle
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La Biblia de neón
- By: John Kennedy Toole
- Narrated by: Roger Serradell
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
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David, el protagonista de La Biblia de neón, es un adolescente que vive en una población miserable del profundo Sur. Una Biblia de neón ilumina el cielo por las noches, y durante el día el fanatismo religioso y la malevolencia hacen estragos en la vida de los ciudadanos. El padre de David pierde su trabajo, no puede seguir pagando su contribución a la Iglesia, y esto marca el inicio de una decadencia que les convertirá en parias dentro de la pequeña comunidad.
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The Problem Club
- By: Barry Pain
- Narrated by: Mike Polischuk
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
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Welcome to The Problem Club, where logic takes a holiday and wit is the law of the land. In this delightful collection of early 20th-century comic tales by Barry Pain, twelve eccentric gentlemen gather regularly in an upscale London club to tackle bizarre, imaginative challenges—each one a “problem” designed to confound, amuse, and showcase their cleverness.
By: Barry Pain
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Liberal Tears
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: Luke Parker
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Ronald Fegelein, a humble American conservative, whose motives were pure, felt compelled to go to Washington, DC, on January 6, 2021, to help thwart Joe Biden’s illegitimate takeover of the government, and to demonstrate his support for President Trump. An interview with a television journalist suddenly catapulted Ronald to celebrity status. He became a much sought-after speaker in conservative circles. During a podcast, Ronald mentioned that he had told the FBI what he had witnessed at the Capitol riot. Ronald was immediately denounced as an FBI informant.
By: Willard Losinger
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Un gruista in paradiso
- By: Arto Paasilinna
- Narrated by: Antonio Tintis
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Cosa faresti se fossi Dio? Pirjeri Ryynänen, gruista di Helsinki, una risposta l'avrebbe trovata nei quotidiani monologhi di protesta che in cima alla sua gru rivolge all'Onnipotente: eliminerebbe fame e povertà, proteggerebbe l'ambiente e garantirebbe a tutti pace e felicità. Ma il lavoro da fare è infinito. Forse è per questo che Dio è così stanco e depresso: non ne può più dell'umanità, delle sue iniquità e delle sue guerre, e se non ha ancora distrutto la Terra è solo perché è tanto bella, e poi che colpa ne hanno gli altri animali?
By: Arto Paasilinna
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The Marching Morons
- The Galaxy Project, Book 4
- By: C. M. Kornbluth
- Narrated by: Alex Freeman
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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In The Marching Morons, C. M. Kornbluth delivers a biting science fiction satire set in a future where intelligence has all but vanished. With society ruled by mediocrity and the average IQ plummeting, one cunning man from the past awakens to seize control. A darkly humorous, prophetic tale about ignorance, manipulation, and the cost of cultural decay.
By: C. M. Kornbluth
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The Death of a Christian Economist
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: John Delino Ziegler Jr
- Length: 26 mins
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Otto Steven was an idiot who held a doctoral degree in agricultural economics. Otto performed sophisticated-looking analyses of data from surveys of livestock producers for the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), and got papers published in peer-reviewed journals. Otto’s work was pure garbage, but was exactly what the scientific journals wanted. Patsy Nowak was a bright young university student who had a part-time internship, thanks to a special USDA program for individuals with disabilities. Otto was her supervisor.
By: Willard Losinger
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm. After getting booted from his colony for flipper-based misconduct and general rage issues, Percy stumbles into the under-ice criminal underworld. What follows is a riotous rise through penguin slap-fights, seal mafia showdowns, and emotionally unstable puffins—with Percy building an empire of ice, fish, and fury.
By: Dustin Gross
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Restlos bedient
- Sommerferien zum Davonlaufen
- By: Oliver S. Hansert
- Narrated by: Rebecca Ibe
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
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Ein herrlich schräges, urkomisches Hörbuch für Jung und Alt - geschrieben von Oliver S. Hansert und erzählt von Rebecca Ibe - basiert auf wahren Begebenheiten. Leider. Volker ist zwölf. Also fast dreizehn. Und wie jeder normal gepolte Teenager mit WLAN, Netflix und tiefem inneren Ruhebedürfnis wünscht er sich für die Sommerferien genau eines: absolute Reizarmut. Zwei Wochen Nichtstun. Chillen. Dösen. Vielleicht mal ein Eis, vielleicht mal ein bisschen zocken - aber auf keinen Fall Stress. Mit niemandem. Und dann kommt alles ganz anders.
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Zero
- By: Jason O'Leary
- Narrated by: Richard Bubbico
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Smith Babbitt is in the prime of his life: he’s only 25 years into his 89-year lifespan. He knows this because of Timmy®, the mysterious app that can tell you with infallible accuracy how old you will be when you die. Smith still has 64 years to go. But lately he’s been in a rut, and his long lifespan is starting to feel like a sentence.
By: Jason O'Leary
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The Floridian Candidate
- A Satirical Thriller Series of Conspiracy, Corruption, and the American Dream (The Willing Fool Saga Book 1)
- By: Robert Maxwell
- Narrated by: Mitch Urban
- Length: 6 hrs
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Meet Leroy O’Malley of Apalachicola, Florida: a naive and hopeful dreamer. All Leroy wanted was a shot at the good life—a steady job, maybe even a dental plan. This is the story of a man who made the mistake of believing the lies. Always down on his luck, a chance encounter with a foul-mouthed—though oddly charismatic—out-of-towner at a roadside oyster shack suddenly launches Leroy on the fast-track to the life he’s always wanted.
By: Robert Maxwell
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Witcracker
- By: D. E. Ring
- Narrated by: D. E. Ring
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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The Gregory family lost pretty much everything but they learned to adapt. Happily. Unluckily, they discover a literary treasure of global importance in a wall of their house. Can they adapt again? There are forces at work that seem beyond their control.
By: D. E. Ring
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Ant Farm Elegy
- A Once Upon a Time in America Story
- By: Robin Lowery
- Narrated by: Emily Christine
- Length: 43 mins
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In this humorous, thought provoking and action packed fictional story, learn why some people choose not to use the ‘Gifts’ bestowed upon them, electing to be only prosaic primates, while others around them benefit from exercising their ‘Gifts’ not only for their own betterment, but also for the greater good of society.
By: Robin Lowery
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows. But when a smug perchfluencer named SkyDaddy69 starts gentrifying the skies of Brooklyn, Barry’s not about to take it sitting down (mostly because his gut won’t let him).
By: Dustin Gross
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If I Were Evil
- A Playbook for Pretend Power
- By: James Johnson
- Narrated by: Piper Ruhmkorff
- Length: 55 mins
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If I were evil, I wouldn’t start a cult. I’d start a sales company. And I’d build it from the ground up using exploitation, manipulation, and psychological warfare. But I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it “growth.” “Opportunity.” “Hustle.” If I Were Evil is the ultimate anti-guide—a satire that sounds like a how-to for building a modern-day cult disguised as a sales team. Based on real-life experiences from inside the system, this book walks you step-by-step through the tactics, traps, and twisted incentives that turn rookies into revenue and loyalty into leverage.
By: James Johnson
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Heaven's Queens
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: Willard Losinger
- Length: 56 mins
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Heaven's Queens is a satirical fantasy, derived from the Bible, archaeological findings from the Ancient Near East, Roman Catholic doctrine, and American Evangelical Protestant Christian teaching. In antiquity, the Israelites worshiped Asherah, as the Queen of Heaven and YHWH’s wife, together with YHWH. Judah’s King Josiah put a violent end to the worship of Asherah, and to the worship of (and belief in) any divinity besides YHWH. This caused YHWH to experience considerable loneliness. One day, following Satan’s advice, YHWH decided to find a virgin with whom to copulate.
By: Willard Losinger
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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Barry’s got issues. Anger issues. Drinking issues. Authority issues. Oh—and his stinger has a name. It's Carl. And Carl wants blood. After being kicked out of Bee Therapy (again), Barry finds himself slapped with Hive Probation, forced to work with a butterfly “Calmness Coach” named Clover, and hunted by riot-gear-wearing Peace-Beetles. His crime? Buzzing too hard and giving zero pollen about authority.
By: Dustin Gross