Lola Stark
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Lola Stark

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What to say ? Errrr… Lola hates all things sultanas. Lola is a little strange and unusual. Lola has no brain-to-mouth filter (this may or may not have gotten Lola into trouble – repeatedly). Lola is keeping Coca-cola in business one 2lt bottle at a time. Apparently, Lola likes to talk in the third person about herself. This here is what my profile says everywhere: Lola Stark lives in Australia, Is an at-home mummy with no filter, raising a hoard of minions. Lola has loved to read for as long as she can remember. When not wrangling the children, she can be found sitting at her computer, writing, facebooking or just generally messing around. I know, I know third person again. So what else can I tell you about me ? I have a dog, 3 birds and a pet rock. I was a teen mum (DON’T DO IT). Right now, I’m alternating writing this and yelling at my kids to stop jumping on the bed and to go the f*ck to sleep before I push them off. I may be a little... okay very, inappropriate…often. Junk food and I have an understanding: I eat it, it hibernates around my ass and thighs. I live and breathe music, almost any kind is fine by me. I cuss like a sailor and sometimes smell like one too (hey now, McJudgy, you can’t shower, brush your teeth or hair if you’re in the middle of writing a book). I make a mean potato-layer bake and I have slight road rage. I struggle not to laugh when my kids are inappropriate and say screwy sh*t. I don’t really like people…I’m that creepy chick who sits in the corner till she has a booze buzz going on, then I’m as loud as f*ck. I have an addiction to shoes. I smoke like a chimney. So that’s me! I’m screwy and funsized (it’s not called short anymore). You’ll either love me or hate me, but I am always just ME! You can stay up to date via my website http://www.officiallolastark.com
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