Lance Carbuncle
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Lance Carbuncle

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The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle was born sometime during the last millennium and he's been getting bigger, older and uglier ever since. Carbuncle is an ordained minister with the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Carbuncle doesn't eat deviled eggs and he doesn't drink cheap beer. Carbuncle doesn't wear sock garters. Carbuncle does tell stories. Carbuncle's stories are channeled through a pathetic little man who has to work a respectable job during the days in order to feed the infestation of children in his house. Carbuncle has authored four novels, THE UNMENTIONABLES, SLOUGHING OFF THE ROT, GRUNDISH AND ASKEW (winner, Readers Views 2009 Literary Award, Humorous Fiction), and, SMASHED, SQUASHED, SPLATTERED, CHEWED, CHUNKED AND SPEWED.
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