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Sign Here for Horns

A SciFi Alien RomCom (Vandalar Concubines, Book 1)

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Sign Here for Horns

By: V.K. Ludwig
Narrated by: Dorinda Ravish
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I accidentally bought myself an alien concubine.

Thirty-one, recently divorced, and behind on the mortgage for my farm, I scrape my last savings together and buy myself a farmhand.

That big, horned alien I end up with? He’s a Vandalar saikh, a male concubine, and he wants to plow more than just my fields.

Guess I should have read the fine print of the purchase contract better because the trader refuses to take him back. Now I’m stuck with weed-infested fields, red letters from the bank, and a guy who says he studied one million ways to please a female. (His words, it’s not like I’m going to count...)

Sign Here for Horns is the first book in this interconnected alien romantic comedy series, featuring concubines trained to cook, clean, and something that rhymes with buck.

©2020 V. K. Ludwig (P)2021 V. K. Ludwig Fiction

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I really liked the story, definitely recommend for those who read/listened to Ice Planet barbarians and Risdaverse and want more of something similar. The plot is very similar except the enslaved characters this time are male, as opposed to it being human females.

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