Animal Jokes

Get ready to laugh from the farm to the pet store with these silly animal jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes will have young listeners clamoring for more.

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults? You'll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak: Q: What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottoms. Q: What do you call a snoring dinosaur? A: A dino-snore. Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? A: At the dino-shore. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball? A: A dino-score. 

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Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults? You'll hear tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. 

Jolly Joke Books presents Farm Animal Jokes - 125 child-friendly farm animal jokes for kids! These jokes will bring smiles to children’s faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

Are you ready for the best cow jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What do you call half a cow? A: A calf. Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria. Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf? A: Decalfenated.

Are you ready for the silliest animal jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: When do you have to dance like a fox? A: When you’re doing the fox trot. Q: What do you call Alpacas taking over the world? A: The Alpacalypse. Q: What do you call it when Alpacas sing? A: Alpacapella. Q: What did they alpaca say to the blade of grass? A: Nice knawing you!

Are you ready for the best bug and insect jokes and riddles for kids? You'll find plenty of them when you buy this audiobook. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini-stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. 

All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the best-selling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Discover amusing dinosaur jokes for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer dinosaur jokes and riddles for kids and some mini stories about dinosaurs that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.  

Are you ready for the best dog jokes and riddles for kids? Below are sample jokes that you will hear from the audiobook. Take a sneak peak: Q: What animal keeps track of time? A: A watch dog. Q: When is a dog not a dog? A: When it is pure bread. Q: Why are dogs lame dancers? A: Because they have two left feet. Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? A: Cats can't drive. You'll find more jokes when you buy the audiobook. There are tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will make your kids laugh out loud....

Discover hilarious snake jokes for kids. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.  

Charlie the Cavalier Books presents the best joke books and child-friendly animal jokes for kids! Charlie the Cavalier is a family-friendly dog that bring smiles to children’s faces. Charlie brings to you family-friendly jokes to make kids and adults smile. Enjoy this book with the children in your life.

This book is filled with fascinating and surprising facts about everything from food and space to animals, famous people, and ingenious inventions. Kids will have a blast exploring the world through these exciting and entertaining tidbits of information.

Five short stories for kids, funny jokes, and more! Follow the adventures of Tilly the Turtle. Tilly the Turtle is the happiest turtle in the world. Do you want to know why? Listen to the book to find out! This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting. This audiobook also includes some funny jokes! These short stories are great for listening aloud with friends and family at home or school.

Jack Goldstein, Jimmy Russell and Kent Harris blast you with their humour cannon with 101 amazing jokes about animals. With subjects such as cats and dogs, horses, farm animals and even dinosaurs, once you've heard all of these you'll have a joke for every occasion. Just make sure you hold onto your head - you don't want to laugh so hard that it falls off!

Ten-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t count the cat that gives her funny looks from next door (which she doesn’t). So she is naturally very surprised when she is recruited to join The Resistance—a team of superheroes who can read minds, and have a dastardly brainwashing villain to defeat. However it turns out Opie can’t read human minds; she can read animal ones. The other members of the Resistance are very disappointed. And a whole world of animal chat and demands is opening up to her.

Are you ready for the best frog jokes and riddles for kids? You'll find plenty of them when you buy this audiobook. There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.

Are you ready for the best fish and other ocean animal jokes and riddles for kids? There are tons of question-and-answer animal jokes and riddles for kids and some animal mini stories in this audiobook that will surely make your kids laugh out loud.

Follow the adventures of dinosaur tales. These are five cool stories about five different dinosaurs and their fun adventures. This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting, and also includes some funny jokes.