The Therapy Crouch

By: Tall or Nothing
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


    Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Episodes
  • It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
    Apr 17 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

    ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

    Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.


    Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.


    As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

    00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

    03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

    04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

    06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

    10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

    13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

    17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

    22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

    26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

    29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

    32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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  • When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!
    Apr 15 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet.


    From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo.


    Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.


    Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/viewform?edit_requested=true



    00:00 – Agony Abs Special.

    03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.

    09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…

    14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.

    19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.

    21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"

    31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.



    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
    Apr 10 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?


    Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests!


    And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly.


    There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant.


    So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!


    00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter

    00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins.

    00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog”

    00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua

    00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled.


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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Love it!!

I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

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Brilliant!

This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

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Light hearted and real!

Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

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Funny, honest and relatable

A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

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Great

A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

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Brilliant

The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

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Absolutely brilliant

Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

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Brilliant & hilarious

Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

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Funny, but too many expensive holiday tales

This is a funny podcast, there is always something to make you smile. However, tales of endless holidays abroad whilst some of the country scrimps and saves for a week by the sea, gets a bit nauseous. Sorry, but over privileged and over indulged comes to mind. We all work hard, some just aren't as fortunate. Jealous? You bet!! 🤣

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Advert Central

When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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