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Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

By: Jason Townsend and Jack Abernethy
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Join Jason and Jack as they take you behind-the-scenes of the hair industry and spill the tea. They share their unique experience as hairstylists in LA working not only behind the chair on celebrity clients but also on TV shows, movies, press junkets, commercials, hair shows, and photo shoots. Get ready for some of the most outrageous stories they've heard from their clients and fellow hairdressers over the decades. Hear them share situations and experiences that clients and hairdressers never want told. From hilarious moments to cringe-worthy encounters, they will make you laugh and take a break from the real world.

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Jason Townsend and Jack Abernethy
Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Drunk mute Ep#93
    Jul 27 2025

    A client get her hair done wasted and can't talk and who knew clients in Brentwood were so racist

    From hammered clients communicating only in thumbs-ups to racist rants mid-haircut, we spill the tea on the craziest, most unhinged moments behind the chair. Think Curb Your Enthusiasm meets Intervention—with scissors.

    🔥 Why Listen?

    • Real salon chaos: Drunk mutes, Nazi confessions, and "Where will you be during the jihad?" questions.
    • Dark humor meets WTF moments: Because trauma is funnier when it’s someone else’s.
    • Your stories too! Tag your stylist or DM us @shititoldmyhairdresser with your own salon horror stories—you might get featured!

    🎧 Listen now for unfiltered hairdresser drama. Rate & follow if you love it (or hate us—tell 20 friends).

    #HairdresserDrama #SalonStories #PodcastHumor #WTFMoments #ShitIToldMyHairdresser




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    30 mins
  • Tox your hole Ep#92
    Jul 20 2025

    Botox for your scrotum, labia, and butthole, we guess it's not just for your face anymore! Also hair educators need to know their audience or at least how to hold a pair of scissors!

    Join Jason and Jack as they spill the tea on wild client confessions, bizarre beauty trends (Scrotox, anyone?), and cringe-worthy industry fails. From Botox horror stories to razor-cut disasters, no topic is off-limits. Expect laughs, gasps, and WTF moments—because the best stories start with, “Shit I told my hairdresser…”

    🔥 Why Listen?

    ✔ Hilarious & Raw: Uncensored convos about plastic surgery gone wrong, sweaty ball solutions, and "hole tox" (yes, it’s a thing).

    ✔ Behind-the-Scenes Drama: Salon secrets, celeb encounters, and "educators" who shouldn’t hold scissors.

    ✔ Engagement Boosters: Tag a friend who needs Botox (or a therapist) after hearing this!

    📣 SEO Keywords: Beauty fails, Botox horror stories, funny podcast, salon confessions, plastic surgery trends, WTF moments, hairdresser drama, viral stories.

    🎧 Subscribe now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts—and tell 10 friends (or 20 enemies). Stay shitty!




    Please click the link to fill out our sponsorship survey so we can run ads on our show that are the right fit for you http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Give a follow on instagram https://www.instagram.com/shititoldmyhairdresser/

    If you would like to be on the show or share a story with visit our website and leave us a voicemail or email https://shititoldmyhairdresser.com/

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    34 mins
  • Gary France hairdresser rock star Ep#91
    Jul 13 2025

    Jason fan girls over hair educator, art director and long time friend Gary France from Toni@Guy/LabelM UK.



    Hairdressing Rockstar & Global Misadventures" – Strap in for a wild ride with legendary hairdresser and Tony & Guy icon Gary France as he spills the tea on 35+ years of backstage chaos, international hijinks, and celebrity encounters. From shitting himself in Australia (mid-pool shot) to nearly getting kidnapped by a vodka-fueled Russian in Moscow, Gary’s stories prove hairdressers are the ultimate rockstars—just with more scissors and less groupies.

    🔥 Why You’ll Love This Episode:

    ✔️ Cocaine, Couture & Kate Moss – Behind-the-scenes of 90s fashion and music scenes

    ✔️ Global Disasters – Acid attacks in Pakistan, armed bodyguards, and Reindeer’s Tears vodka

    ✔️ Unfiltered Industry Truths – Why hairdressers are the real MVPs of chaos

    🚀 Subscribe now for more unfiltered hairdressing tales! Drop a review if you’ve ever survived a salon disaster.

    #HairdressingLegends #TonyAndGuy #BackstageChaos #TravelDisasters #PodcastHumor #HairIndustrySecrets





    Please click the link to fill out our sponsorship survey so we can run ads on our show that are the right fit for you http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Give a follow on instagram https://www.instagram.com/shititoldmyhairdresser/

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    42 mins
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