Episodes

  • TGIF 6/27/25: The Cuties Blow Their Work Husband!

    TGIF 6/27/25: The Cuties Blow Their Work Husband!
    Jun 27 2025
    THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • Love & Basketball (The Cuties Think They Can Dance!)

    Love & Basketball (The Cuties Think They Can Dance!)
    Jun 23 2025
    THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • TGIF 6/20/25: The Cuties Get Served!

    TGIF 6/20/25: The Cuties Get Served!
    Jun 20 2025
    Donny has recovered from a weekend with Chelsea, but have either of them recovered from seeing a community theater production of ? Maybe Chelsea’s next limerick will give the answer. Then, the Cute Ones give some Father’s Day updates from Justin Bieber and Mario Lopez before crowning two of music’s greats as Cutie of the Week. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • What We Do In The Shadows w/ Noor (The Cuties Love Linkin Park!)

    What We Do In The Shadows w/ Noor (The Cuties Love Linkin Park!)
    Jun 16 2025
    THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • TGIF 6/13/25 (w/ Piaget Ventus): The Cuties Start a Group Chat!

    TGIF 6/13/25 (w/ Piaget Ventus): The Cuties Start a Group Chat!
    Jun 13 2025
    Every day is a spirit day at this podcast (and at Coco and Sapphire’s school), and today’s themes are boat wear, celebrity scarves, and iconic guests as Piaget Ventus of Pia Pops Off joins the Cute Ones. The three discuss Ma 2, the Black Power Ranger, the TONY Awards and the Beckham family drama. Also, Sinners is great; who knew? INTRODUCTION 4:00: chelsea’s bday weekend/all good music festival 5:30 donny’s visit / what do you wear on a boat????? 8:45 the oh, mary! TONYs party / cole escola vs. nicole scherzinger? 11:00 celebrity sightings: robert deniro, bradley cooper, gigi hadid 11:45 donny’s run in with olivia rodrigo 15:45 donny’s sister is having a baby! 16:45 chelsea is added to a group chat 18:50 overcompensating on amazon prime HEADLINES WITH PIA 24:00 this week’s headlines / MA 2 27:00 the TONYs 33:00 addison rae 34:45 millennial culture 35:55 brooklyn beckham feud w his family 40:30 cutie of the week THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off (The Cuties Get a Nose Job!)

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off (The Cuties Get a Nose Job!)
    Jun 9 2025
    Getting elbowed in the face is not suggested after a nose job, and neither is watching “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” if you don’t like wasting time. The Cute Ones teach you everything you need to know about Bensalem, Pennsylvania before Donny signs up for Harvard classes and Chelsea comes for students with perfect attendance. Also, Jennifer Grey and Matthew Broderick killed someone and Barry Bostwick is not in this movie. #neverforget To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • TGIF 6/6/25 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): The Cuties Play Russian Roulette!

    TGIF 6/6/25 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): The Cuties Play Russian Roulette!
    Jun 6 2025
    What a week, Cuties! Avril Lavigne… or Melissa, flies, home improvement projects, and Harriet Tubman got the Cute Ones through their weeks, but now they’re here with Kendrick to break down the week’s hottest (per them) headlines. The three discuss Patti Lupone’s apology, Paige DeSorbo’s new nightwear, and Julia Stiles trying to fxck her dad. Also, Donny and Chelsea want to go back on Kendrick’s podcast, so give Kendrick 5 stars! THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUINCE: quince.com/cuteone MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone INTRODUCTION 4:20 Donny’s sobriety update (Day 67) 6:00 Avril Lavigne Concert / Melissa Conspiracy Theory 10:10 Oh, Mary! Celebrity sightings 10:45 Skinnytok (trigger warning: ED) 14:20 Chelsea has electricity in her house! 15:30 LIVE SHOW NEWS!!!!! HEADLINES W/ KENDRICK TUCKER 19:30 Chelsea & Donny are banned from Kendrick’s show :( 20:40 Love Island 22:00 Blake vs. Justin 23:15 Broadway News: Beetlejuice, Hell’s Kitchen, & the latest with Patti LuPone 29:00 Paige Desorbo/Bravocon/RHOA 34:30 Jonathon Joss 35:00 Cutie of the Week To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • Predestination w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Are Their Own Grandpa!)

    Predestination w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Are Their Own Grandpa!)
    Jun 2 2025
    Chelchella has arrived, and Donny is in Hell-chella (we're workshopping it). He may have only understood 98% of Predestination, but luckily he has Chelsea's brother to help him through it this episode. What he won't need assistance for is k*lling someone, but it's not legal yet, so we're safe. They also discuss Donny's student film, the logistics of time travel, and what volume level you should listen to your television. But most importantly: the truth about Uncle Perkins is out. THIS WEEK’S EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MINT MOBILE: mintmobile.com/cuteone QUINCE: ⁠quince.com/cuteone⁠ To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr