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Doctor, doctor give me the news & other tales

Doctor, doctor give me the news & other tales

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Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity.

Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situation unfold as the headmaster unknowingly reads out the modified comments, much to the delight of the students and the shock of the teachers. Listen in as Richard recounts his bizarre airport saga involving a chaotic morning of unintended consequences. Plus, Gee reveals a chemistry class caper that left a trail of chaos, literally burning down the classroom’s chances of success, and you'll also hear from Mr. Burton, who found himself in a comical pickle while wearing socks in the operating room during his child’s birth—a situation that gets hilariously out of hand!

Don't miss the laughs, debates, and the usual mayhem!

Have a story of your own? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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I have recently rediscovered these podcasts after a long time in the wilderness! I used to love them on your (not to mention old station) I especially loved the one about drain inspections below a cemetery in West Yorkshire and gardeners above ground I laughed til I cried at that one.
The new items are just as hilarious but I have to listen whilst not driving to prevent any accidents!
Please continue with these ‘forever’
G Yorkshire lass.

Hilarious!!

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