Inspired by Survivor, Leonardo Da Vinci, Sigmund Freud and Machiavelli, the boys create their own reality TV show in which contestants survive a medieval siege. Sounds exciting? Just wait for them to mess it up. We also talk about Mr. Beast.

Dan and James sit out in their garden and discuss what a perfect video game would be like for them. Also joining is comedian Aaron Mac, who they found asleep on their furniture. This can only be a wild ride, so strap in and prepare your ear-holes for penetration.

The boys use their white privilege in order to solve the world's most evil prejudice: Racism. Through appreciating outstanding individuals of every race, they unite the world into a massive Kumbaya!

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Politics. Another topic our protagonists are entirely clueless about. Will that stop them from discussing it at length? Absolutely not. We discuss the recent EU elections as well as local Cork City Council results. Yup the lads.

Our hosts discuss their relationship with the Anime Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z in the wake of Akira Toriyama's death. This was recorded before Episode 1, so excuse the audio issues. Rest in Power Akira Toriyama, thanks for raising us.

The boys plan their first big heist. Their biggest crime is this podcast, but they are planning something nearly as heinous as this audio-visual assault on polite society. Dive into a scheme which features bikes, McDonalds vouchers and Cash Converters.

The two nerds sit down and let their ADHD run wild with ideas for the next super-powered human to capture the public's hearts. Enjoy this episode with a cup of delusion and the sounds of Stan Lee turning in his grave. We also discuss MF Doom for 2 seconds.

Our boys collaborate with another much funnier podcast, the Chancer Diaries, in order to build the best pub/bouncy castle business of all time. Maybe if this works out they can finally stop bothering the world with their podcasts and work a real job.