In this episode:

We react to the big Kevin Durant trade like with anger and outrage (but, you know...in a dignified way).

We force ourselves to play a game called Spin Doctors, where we go back and forth listing all the positives of the trade package that came back to the Suns, ultimately deciding that Jalen Green is clearly better than Michael Jordan in his prime.

We break down our favorite and least favorite prospects for the Suns in the upcoming draft.

And we throw a little hate back at the online KD stans, which made us feel much, much better about everything.

In this episode of ColdPickle Nachos:

We break down all the KD rumors and try to make sense of which teams are serious, and which teams are seriously annoying.

We outline what we need to feel good about a KD return package, and which options will have us feeling like we're navigating the ravaged streets of a dystopian future (that probably broke out when Rudy Gobert did something dumb).

And, of course, we play a fun little game about NBA wingspans. Because not everything has to be about Kevin Durant all the time, okay?

In this episode:

We have a positive take on a Phoenix Suns press conference?

We play "Book Report", a game that unearths some incredible and not so credible facts about the one-and-only Devin Armani Booker. Then, we break down if we should pay him all the money or trade him now while his value is high.

We break down recent rumors and take a closer look at what San Antonio could offer in a Kevin Durant trade.

And we congratulate Matt Ishbia on his crowning achievement of not being Vivek Ranadivé.