It's time for our second annual breakdown of the top relative searches by state on Pornhub.com.

We are aware it's not cool to kink shame, so please consider this an earnest attempt to understand each state's unique view that just happens to break out in bursts of laughter.

It's sad we have to mention this in this day and age, but this is intended for adults only. If your kid learns new words or websites from this, that's a reflection of your poor parenting, not on us.

Have you been waiting to hear what two straight, middle-aged white guys thought of the Wicked movie?

You shouldn't be! But it's here for you either way!

Also, we discuss hands down the best movie theater in the city, Studio 35, a guy that holds up a liquor store wearing a shower curtain, and a woman that calls 911 to narc on her meth dealer. Happy Thanksgiving!

Meet Kimberly Marie Robins. In this episode (which I incorrectly refer to as 55 during the show) we discuss her journey to a job interview from North Carolina to the Florida Keys. It...doesn't go well. There's Crown Royal, there's running into a building, there's spitting on a cop.

But hey, content, am I right?? We also talk about a dude that is cloning giant sheep to...wait for it...hunt. Insert your Sure Jan gif here.

Tom and Mike recorded in the brand new Studio A! This month's episode focuses on the most rewatched shows in the US and Canada by State/Province/Territory. The guys comment on North America's taste in TV shows, and offer some better alternatives.

Holy Crap, Tom is back in Ohio...to stay!

What better way to celebrate than to talk about a man who literally sneezed his guts up, and another classic naked rampage, but this time, with a drunk monkey.

Sorry for the delay, finally getting the May episode up! Tom continues to track down the most interesting naked rampages around, and a company built a live-streaming portal between NYC and Dublin, Ireland...what could go wrong??

To celebrate recording on 4/20, Mike brought in an article about a dude trying to swap his drugs for some BW3 fried pickles. After they closed. To minors. While wearing an ankle monitor.

Tom stuck to the classics and tells the tragic tale of Michael Da Costa, the official image of Episode 52. Michael here was doing stuff while naked, decided he needed some clothes, so he strolled into the local thrift store, still naked. Bad things ensue.

Join us as we discuss their stories, Tom's exciting move updates, and how much we love Fallout.

See that guy? That's Jonathon Perry. In this month's episode, Mike and Tom discuss his recent arrest and why it's never a good idea to wear clothes with your name on it when attempting a kidnapping. Oh, and a guy got stung in a really bad place by a scorpion. And no, I don't mean Vegas, I mean his testicle.