Alright, you bunch of degenerates, buckle up for what’s surely our most jaw-droppingly bizarre episode yet — Episode 8: "No Way Out."

First up, we’re diving deep into the P Diddy drama. Who knew we'd be talking about 1000 bottles of baby oil and a cornucopia of dildos? 😳

While we typically find comic relief in other people’s expenses, we’re also not blind to the seriously dark side of things. P Diddy’s seemingly endless list of horrifying misdeeds—from sex trafficking to all sorts of abuse—is no laughing matter. We're dead serious when we say it's time for this guy to pay for his crimes.

But baby oil...? Yeah, we couldn't resist. 😅

And then, folks, hold onto your Mickey Mouse ears, because we’re venturing into the wonderfully weird world of fairy smut.

Yes, you read that right. Fairies. Earth-shattering sex. Exactly zero apologies. There are literally book clubs out there worshipping these scandalously sexy stories of enchanted creatures getting it on.

Felix admits he’s oddly turned on by the thought of a sexy fairy doing the horizontal limbo, while The Dave just sits there, stunned silent. Which, trust us, is pretty monumental. 🤣

But wait, there's more!

We get into all kinds of wildness that’ll make you question your sanity and perhaps, give you something new to whisper about in hushed tones at your next awkward family gathering.

So sit back, relax, and let the scandal roll over you like a wave of baby oil—the really expensive kind. 👀💥

Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition

Alright, BRO CHURCH fam, hold on to your joysticks because Felix and The Dave are back at it with the most epic gaming episode ever. Felix starts off in true chaotic fashion—sweating bullets because he forgot to turn on the fan, while The Dave is cracking jokes like he’s hosting an open mic night. Technology's against them? Of course! But when you’re running Bro Church, you roll with the punches like a Dark Souls boss battle.

This time, the boys dive into their gaming roots. The Dave reminisces about the glory days when he wasn’t getting roasted by 10-year-olds on Grand Theft Auto servers. Yeah, he might still be out there losing to these tiny digital assassins, but Felix? He’s hung up the controller (mostly) while his kids crush it. But that’s not where the gaming talk ends.

The real star here? Warhammer 40K. The Dave, our resident tabletop geek, proudly displays his custom-painted miniatures like a dad showing off his newborn. Felix, in true Bro Church fashion, is both impressed and utterly baffled. “Wait, you paint inside the models?” Yes, Felix, it’s that deep. This isn’t just some board game—this is tactical warfare with a side of artistry.

And, of course, the boys can’t stop dreaming big. Imagine the Bro Church Universe in the online world of Grand Theft Auto. You want in? Blood in, blood out, baby. We’re not just about Sunday sermons—we’re about digital mayhem.

The Dave also schools us on the finer points of Warhammer lore—this is tabletop warfare taken to the extreme, with painted miniatures, points systems, and a whole lot of dedication. Felix finally sees the light: maybe gaming is the ultimate way to stay out of trouble (or at least stay home).

By the end, it’s clear these two aren’t just gaming—they’re building the Bro Church empire, whether it's on Twitch, a tabletop, or in their own heads. So buckle up, subscribe, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, Bro Church fam: if you’re gaming with us, you’re family. If not? Go f*** yourself. We still love you.