Your Best Success Now!
How to Write a Book and Get Rich with Self-Help Publishing
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Narrated by:
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Jack Dalcroft
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By:
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Jack Dalcroft
About this listen
"This book is the best how to get rich quick scam I've ever read." (Totally Real Newspaper and/or Magazine™)
Your Best Success Now! shows you step by step how to get rich by writing self-help books about how to get rich by selling self-help books!
Not rich yet? Don't worry.
YSBN has you covered. Chapter 4 will teach you how to leverage a new technique called "The Power of Lying™" and key words like "Science" and "Study" and "Research" to convince others you know what you're talking about. Research has shown that you need to buy this book.
Don't know how to write a lot? No problem. Jack Dalcroft makes it easy. By showing you his elite word production secrets, you too can produce largely meaningless yet mildly entertaining content in bulk.
Don't know how to write a book? Easy peasy. Your Best Success Now! will take you by the hand and guide you through the book writing process. From market research to getting a website, YSBN will help you gain the confidence you need to crush your enemies into dust, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Jack Dalcroft is a billionaire author.* Or used to be. Until he broke 200 bones in a high-speed Ferrari crashing incident. After a 6-month stint and 406 surgeries at the Secret Hospital For Rich People™, Jack's bill cost him his entire fortune. To gain it back, he got back into the writing game to help others get rich by writing the same thing he's writing. Books about how to write books to get rich.
*This is a work of satire and most of it is untrue