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Your Average Ordinary Alien

By: Adam Graham
Narrated by: Thaddeus R R Boyd
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Summary

Kirk Picard Skywalker is an unemployed sci-fi fanatic who dreams of being abducted by aliens from outer space. One day his dreams come through and he's horrified to learn that the aliens are all too ordinary.

©2007, 2009 Adam Graham (P)2013 Adam Graham

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"Your Average Ordinary Alien" made me laugh out loud." (Debbie Wilson, Christian Book Previews.com)
"I love the idea of a hard core SF fan being abducted by aliens and finding out they aren't so different from us after all. Kirk Skywalker (he changed his name) summed it up best: "I finally get to meet an alien and he tells me that you're just flying green WASPs." (Karina Fabian, Virtual Book Tour De 'Net)

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