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With One Lousy Free Packet of Seed
- Narrated by: Robert Bathurst
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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- OSCARPOD
- 25-04-18
My go to book
I have listened to this book again and again. Love the humour. Love the narrator.
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- Julia
- 13-09-18
Brilliant
I simply loved this book. So funny. Superbly read. It leaves you wanting more of Lynne Truss books.
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- chloe pierce
- 25-04-20
It say a headline is optional but that is a lie...
If you want to be a happy person with no regrets in life, read everything Lynne Truss writes. That is all.
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- Larry
- 01-04-17
enjoyed
thought there coulg not be a better book better than three men in a boat but ...you have won my heart with this book. i laughed i cryed i enjoyed
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