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What the Frost?
- Narrated by: Andy McCain
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Summary
Zombie reindeer.. exploding puffins...it's a Christmas catastrophe!
Awakened by bloodcurdling screams, Santa Claus springs into action to stop a lethal sickness from infecting his reindeer, only to learn that he's already too late. Christmas is all but ruined. But, when a disgraced alcoholic Christmas elf offers to retrofit the sleigh with highly advanced technology, Santa's hope of saving Christmas is renewed. With a solid plan in place, they hitch the sole surviving reindeer to Santa's sleigh and prepare to launch into the blustery night...until Father Time interrupts Santa's plans with an ultimatum that could kill Christmas forever.
Will Santa cave to Father Time's outrageous demands? Or, can he withstand the lord of time and space long enough to rewrite history itself? Most importantly of all, can Santa save Christmas?
What the Frost? is the first book in the hilarious Santa Saves Christmas series, an urban fantasy/time travel mashup. Listeners of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers' Nate Temple series will love these audiobooks. Curl up by the fire with a mug of heavily spiked eggnog, and start listening now!
Critic reviews
"Zombie reindeer, carnivorous mermaids, ice-shooting velociraptors, and a shotgun named Cherry. Everything I need to get into the holiday spirit. What the Frost? is gonzo, action-packed insanity sprinkled with nutmeg. Goes down like warm eggnog spiked with a little too much moonshine. This book is hilarious. 5 golden rings." (Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl)
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- Chris Christo
- 27-12-21
What the frost have I just listened to?
Okay. Just trust me on this one. I am going to be honest. At first, I didn’t think I was going to like this book. I thought oh no, it’s cheesy and it’s not my cup of tea. I am a Jane Austen, Regency Romance kind of girl. That’s books anyway. I love action and science fiction and fantasy movies.
I thought we’ll it’s Christmas so I will give this book a chance. Wow. Was I blown away! I laughed out loud at several points and I was riveted by the story. I would love love love to see this as a movie but the audiobook is just as good as one. Exceptional performance by the narrator. Extremely well written joy ride. I am going to listen to this one year after year. It had so many amazing twists and turns! I really really enjoyed it! I think men would especially enjoy it but I’m not a man and I did. It’s like the Santa Claus story meets die hard meets resident evil. Just use a credit already and have a fun and wild Christmas ride!!!
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