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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

By: Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick
Narrated by: Laura Hamilton
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Summary

Don't get caught with your pants down! Experts provide step-by-step instructions on what you need to know FAST: How to fend off a pickup artist, how to remove difficult clothing, how to fend off an obsessive ex, and how to determine if your date is an axe murderer. Tasteful and useful, and with a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can't remember.
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"Alternately humorous and practical, the Survival Handbook veers into the bizarre while having the good sense to pepper that wit such nuggets as how to finagle a reservation, break up and make up with your beloved, and dozens of other gems." ( AudioFile)

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Don't raise your expectations

This book is like that bloke who comes up to you in the pub.
Neither are as funny as they think they are, and you won't learn anything from either of them.
It's as if they started off trying to write a funny book, but then someone told them that it just wasn't funny and so they decided to try to put some generic (useless) 'advice' in it.
It only gets 1 out of 5 because it is easier to shut up than the bloke in the pub

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