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The Spy Who Loved School Dinners
- Narrated by: Susan Calman
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Action & Adventure
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Summary
The second title in the brilliant series by Pamela Butchart.
Izzy is really pleased to have been put in charge of the new girl at school. Matilde is French, and Izzy and her friends can't wait to show her their den and its moth, and to help her avoid school dinners (also known as poison). But Matilde LOVES school dinners and even has seconds! And that's when they know...Matilde is a spy, and she has come to find out their secrets. They must stop her before it's too late!
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- Lynette
- 13-06-20
greatest book ever
I love listening to all the Izzy books. I was lucky enough to meet Pamela Butchart, she is my favourite author (Maddison age 9)
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-04-20
Hilarious 🤣
Hilarious I just can’t stop listening to this audiobook it’s great and I love it 😍😂
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- Anonymous User
- 26-02-20
Brilliant
Great story, great performance, much loved by both my daughter and myself. We’ve listened to all that audible have produced- do the rest please!
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- Lisa Griffin
- 23-03-19
good
this is a great book I would say that it is a good book 😃
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- Andrew
- 21-03-19
Best book ever
I love Pamela butchart s books their so good best author ever so good
😀love
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