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The Dragon Squisher
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Summary
“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”
So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.
Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.
Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.
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- karla shone
- 21-12-21
a favourite of my 7 year olds
my son has listened to this 6 times !! it must be good. I'm sure he will listen again
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- Paulina M Garbowska
- 28-11-22
Funny and brilliant!
What if your fantasy book was actually a history book? What if it all actually happened in the past? And now you're faced with a great adventure yourself? But is it that great? Will there be any dragons? Giant spiders? Rings? Or mountains?
A brilliant book for younger audience, fun story, lots of laughter. And for the older audience who read all the fantasy classics, it's still fun and it holds some references here and there. Without spoiling anything, I wholeheartedly recommend. And I tip the hat to the author for the wit and sense of humor.
Not forgetting about the great narrator.
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- CHRIS FOOTTIT
- 19-01-24
Best book EVER!
Loved the comedy in the book and the narrator did all the characters voices AMAZINGLY!
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- charles
- 22-02-22
Amazing
I loved the enthusiasm the reader seemed to have, it really made it an amazing story. I would recommend it to people who enjoy adventures, comedy and fantasy.
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- Bridie S
- 14-02-22
funny good narrating and amazing story!
it took a few nights to finish but that doesn't stop it from being a great book! the plot was amazing
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- Amazon Customer
- 27-02-22
Very funny
Great book very funny great plot and enjoyable narrator nice story and quite long good for a car journey would definitely recommend
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- Ghostface 317
- 17-01-22
More please!
From start to finish, I was enraptured by this title. If this certainly is, as it so says, 'Book One' of the Nigel Chronicles then I cannot wait until the follow-up.
The characters were all memorable and, for the most part, extremely likeable; with the plot, too, moving along at a decent, steady pace with plenty of fun moments and sequences spread throughout the title.
The humour was also on point, for the most part.
The narrator was great, too; switching between varied voices deftly in a way that made them immediately recognisable.
Overall, an absolute blast! Can't wait to see what's next!
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- Susie K
- 17-04-22
Absolutely AMAZING
This is the best audiobook on audible!!!
I love how the author is enthusiastic and he changes voices!
I also love the characters. They are great.
Plz more books in the series?
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- Jo Hart
- 08-10-21
Everything 5 stars
My boys ages 10 and 7 loved this story. Funny, engaging and interesting characters
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- mikki k.
- 30-04-22
One of the best adventure story I've ever heard!
this was an incredible story for me and my family to listen to over time.
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