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  • The Breakup Band Aid

  • A 12-Step Program to Help You Kick the Addiction to Your Ex
  • By: Sarah Melland
  • Narrated by: Sarah Melland
  • Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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By: Sarah Melland
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Can’t get over your ex? We’ve all been there. Throwing your ex’s new girlfriend over a banister when you are drunk. Sleeping with randoms just so you don’t have to be alone. Crying incessantly in public. Can’t eat. Can’t sleep. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Now, get the f--k over it!

In Sarah Melland’s debut self-help satire, she rips off a 12-step program and caters it to a breakup, all while sharing her personal catastrophic stories of how she tried to get her ex back multiple times and failed miserably.

This “how not to” book gives you everything you supposedly need in a breakup book. Plus, helpful insights as to how not to have a nervous breakdown or a restraining order. It will make you laugh out loud, cry uncontrollable tears, get in shape, travel around the world, and make you glow like the shining confident person you were always meant to be.
©2016 Sarah Melland (P)2019 Sarah Melland
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I Loved the honesty in this book! Amazing! So relatable too, had lots of smiles and giggles while feeling a lot better about my situation! X

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