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  • Tennis Laughs and Ludicrous Lines

  • Jokes and Jabs to Keep Players Laughing on the Court
  • By: Susan Schmidt
  • Narrated by: Susan Schmidt
  • Length: 49 mins
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Tennis Laughs and Ludicrous Lines

By: Susan Schmidt
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Summary

This book inspires laughter for those in the tennis world with quips and wisecracks that are lighthearted and fun to say while on the court. This book of tennis humor is a perfect gift for your double’s partner or your most competitive opponent.

I enjoy making people laugh, and have thought of a lot of funny sayings and song lyrics as we play that bring a smile to those on the court. Over the years, friends would say, “Schmidty, you oughta write all these down”. I’ve made up acronyms for situations, and friends have come up with some funny ones as well. I've inspired my partners to see lyrics and phrases in ways they also can adapt to tennis situations. For example, my partners know that "CYA" means to "cover your alley." Sorry that didn’t work out, especially if it was intended to be a killer winning shot that didn’t quite make it.

©2023 Susan Schmidt (P)2023 Susan Schmidt

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