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Smut: Two Unseemly Stories: The Greening of Mrs Donaldson & The Shielding of Mrs Forbes
- Narrated by: Alan Bennett
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
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Summary
Two unexpected tales written and read by the best-selling author of The Uncommon Reader, Untold Stories and The History Boys.
"The Greening of Mrs Donaldson" - Mrs Donaldson is a conventional middle-class woman beached on the shores of widowhood after a marriage that had been much like many others: happy to begin with, then satisfactory and finally dull. But when she decides to take in two lodgers, her mundane life becomes much more stimulating…
"The Shielding of Mrs Forbes" - Graham Forbes is a disappointment to his mother, who thinks that if he must have a wife, he should have done better. True, her own husband isn’t all that satisfactory either. Still, this is Alan Bennett, so what is happening in the bedroom (and in lots of other places too) is altogether more startling, perhaps shocking, and ultimately more true to people’s predilections.
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- Tracey
- 25-05-11
Bennett at his best!
I love Alan Bennett, the man can do no wrong. These two short stories revolving around sex in its various forms are funny and oddly sweet. Bennett is brilliant at forming flawed, human characters who are, if not likeable, at least relatable. A great quick listen, definitely one for a rainy day or a long journey.
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- ditto do
- 24-04-15
Strangely familiar but unknown
Sir Alan' cosy tea cake voice delivering exactly what it says ion the tin, Smut. A bit rude, very funny and a mix of Bennett's bittersweet humour and a touch of the risqué make this an enjoyable listen. Perhaps not one for the car while travelling with my Thirteen year old Bennett fan!
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- Welsh Mafia
- 08-09-11
Naughty, naughty
Both stories are great fun from start to finish and are the apotheosis of his front parlour hanky-panky delivered with a sure touch for the turn of phrase and twitch of net.
There are some great set-pieces, particularly a visit to a police station - “there’s coffee on the go, but you’ve just missed the croissants” and a strategically placed mobile phone.
Maybe it all fits together a little bit too snugly at the end, all the tops flattened and the corners tucked in - but ooh, I don’t know you can’t complain can you, I mean, two stories for the price of one........and wasn’t Alan thoughtful to read it to us as well, though I hear he’s not got that much else on at the moment, so he probably had a little bit of time on his hands and thought he might put it to good use. He always was a thoughtful boy...
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- M Croft
- 13-07-11
Amusing
Very light, enjoyable and amusing stories. Excellently read by the author, whose observations are as sharp as ever.
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- Count Doodivonlinski
- 18-12-20
Bennett at his best !
If you love Alan Bennett you'll love this. Two glorious stories to keep you tickled pink.
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- Jane Showering
- 08-05-14
anything by alan bennett is spell binding!
What made the experience of listening to Smut: Two Unseemly Stories: The Greening of Mrs Donaldson & The Shielding of Mrs Forbes the most enjoyable?
the unexpected oddness of the tales told in such a matter of fact way
Who was your favorite character and why?
graham, i loved his sanguine take on life
Which character – as performed by Alan Bennett – was your favourite?
they are all so beautifully rounded and intimately described, i can't choose!
If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
i don't know!
Any additional comments?
alan bennett is not only a magical writer but is the best reader ever, what a combination!
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- Lesley Sherborne
- 13-04-13
Bennett delights as always.
Surprising stuff from Mr Bennett. Risqué and funny. Wonderful to hear Alan Bennett reading his own material.
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- Simon Evers
- 17-01-12
Enormous fun
While listening to 'The Greening of Mrs Donaldson' walking down the road, I almost fell off the pavement I was laughing so much - and I certainly got some strange looks.
Such good entertainment - a lovely pair of unlikely stories, superb narration (as one always expects from Mr Bennett), great characters. My only regret is that there were only two of them!
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- Carôle
- 18-08-23
My First Foray Into Alan Bennett
I thought the first story over long and the 2nd a comedy of errors! I didn’t like or dislike either tale - stories of ‘repressed Victorian’ women.
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- sausages
- 02-04-23
brilliant
Brilliant as always! Alan Bennett is a genius! Timeless, smart, funny and sharp!! Great fun!
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