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Pretending
- Narrated by: Heather Long
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humour & Satire
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Summary
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April hates men. Her dating life is a disaster and she carries the damage of her last relationship with her every day. She's trying so hard to put herself out there, but every time it seems like she's found something real it falls apart.
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- becky16
- 02-06-20
A little too intense for me
This is a tricky review as I don’t want to offend anyone. I really consider myself a feminist and enjoy reading literature with strong female leads and with topics that give insight to women and some of our struggles but this was just too intense for me. I found the character really depressive and I probably just wanted something a bit more upbeat in the given time. It was really hating on men and I guess that’s the point of the book and the transition she makes throughout but just too much for me. I don’t enjoy hating on me man just to elevate female points, as we are fighting for equality and I believe that means being equal. It was perhaps too repetitive for me and The ending became obvious early on.
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- Göran Liljeberg
- 05-05-20
Not a feelgood story
The story is not an easy feelgood story but quite heavy subject of assaulted women who try to live with their experience.
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- Sophie
- 23-05-21
Excellent, and I'm not pretending!
Deeply affecting and yet somehow uplifting, I literally laughed out loud and had a proper cry at different points of this book. The narration is just perfect and I found the story of women, of resilience and of understanding your own mind to be really moving.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-07-20
Refreshingly raw and real
Powerful message. Insight into someone that's been raped, the trauma and how it affects how you connect with other people. Heather Long did a great job of reading it.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-07-20
Thought provoking
I genuinely enjoyed this book, I heard about it during an interview with the author on the Doing It podcast and decided to give it a go. There were times of the book that I had to pause it and absorb the way April was thinking and feeling. As a survivor of sexual assault I have felt the way April does at times, so this book resonated deeply with me. It is incredibly well written and has plenty of light hearted and funny moments, without detracting from the serious nature of the themes within the book.
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- kristina
- 06-06-20
Brilliantly written and narrated! Beware full of triggers on sexual violence!
I have found the book very enjoyable, yet intense! I believe it should be made compulsory reading at schools for teenagers, especially the boys!
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- Miss Lewis
- 11-01-22
A new favourite book.
I absolutely loved this story. I have been reading a print version along with listening and the narrator is brilliant. She really captures the spirit of the character and the raw emotion of some of the scenes. I look forward to discovering more from this author.
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- Zoë Dew
- 13-11-21
Devoured it
TW : sexual assault, rape
I really enjoyed this. It’ll found it really relatable and knew a lot of the places that were described, the feelings April/Gretel had about men were so familiar to me
It’s not light all the way through and quickly switches between comic and heartfelt however the only thing I hated was how much she spoke about sweating! I don’t know anyone who sweats so much even in a heatwave!
Quick listen if you want a quick win too.
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- Lainey18a*
- 30-10-21
Good but annoying narrator nosies
Great book found that I tuned into the narrator swallowing sound too much which annoying me
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- Miss A C Thomas
- 14-06-21
SA TRIGGER WARNING
A great book but some really quite graphic descriptions of sexual assault and PTSD flashbacks. Proceed with caution, even if these things aren't a trigger for you, some bits are difficult to listen to.