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How to Dump Your Wife

Practical Advice for the Good Man Trapped in a Bad Marriage

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How to Dump Your Wife

By: Lee Covington
Narrated by: Lee Covington
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About this listen

Listen to this controversial, previously banned book that Howard Stern calls "required reading" for any man (or woman) even considering divorce! Newly revised and updated.

Unlike other divorce books, this one preaches no stay-together sermons and offers no sugarcoated, politically correct guidance. How to Dump Your Wife: Practical Advice for the Good Man Trapped in a Bad Marriage is about knowing that sometimes a marriage is simply beyond saving, regardless of whether a desperate or vengeful wife can accept the fact. Irreverent, funny, and brutally honest, Lee Covington teaches men to survive divorce despite a legal system in which the cards are heavily stacked against them. Her practical advice on withstanding the emotional and financial ravages of divorce focuses on how to survive three types of wives:

  • The doting, clingy sweetheart who wants to stay married at all costs
  • The shrill, abusive, spiteful, and totally draining harpy
  • The self-absorbed career woman with powerful friends and her own agenda

PLEASE NOTE: This book is for entertainment purposes only and is by no means a substitute for legal advice. For God's sake, do not act in reliance on the opinions of the author, who is a humorist, not a lawyer.

©2005, 2012 Lee Covington (P)2005 Splitsville Press Divorce & Separation Relationships Marriage Divorce Survival Law Funny Witty

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Critic reviews

"You've got to read this incredible book! When I read it, I actually thought the author was a guy." (Howard Stern)
"With chapters like 'Breaking the News,' 'Prepare to Unload,' and 'With or Without a Girlfriend'... it covers all the basics." ( The Seattle Times)
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Good read ! funny and well narrated
some interesting thoughts and some not so

Very amusing

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