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How to Be a Man
- Narrated by: Chabuddy G
- Length: 2 hrs
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How to Be a Man
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Summary
Bonus content! Bonus content! Bonus content!
Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack and a master of all trades.
In this special audio edition of How to Be a Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview - remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul, which is why you should avoid eye contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpising tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man - there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate - you’ll have to buy the book.
I actually managed to write only 13,000 words, so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too - just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.
So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out - I don’t judge - and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.
What listeners say about How to Be a Man
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- superhans
- 02-11-18
Extra Girthy
This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!
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- D3RV15H
- 04-11-18
Absolute Bvanger mate!
This book is bloody amazing mate. I only read it once and already I feel like an actual proper man mate. There were a few bits that I thought I’d struggle with, like the sqvinting look but I did manage it the end. I mean bloody hell, if this ain’t worth £10 or however much I stole it for then I don’t know vot is mate. 10/10. Will definitely read again when I start feeling feminine and all that. Big up Chabuddy G. Hopevully meet for that coffvee soon.
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- S
- 07-11-18
Chapatti Ghee is the man.
This is soo funny. Asim you're a legend mate. You nailed the stereotypical pakistani guy we all once knew 😂
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- Steven Cox
- 02-11-18
Class act Chabuddy G
Laughing from the start until the finish, “Chabzy” brings out all the qualities we love in PJDN to an audio book. For anyone with a sense of humour!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-01-22
Bloody Brilliant Mate
As a fan of the show, this didn’t disappoint and had me laughing throughout. Very funny mate.
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- Billy Crook
- 06-11-18
bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go
absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x
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- Anonymous User
- 06-11-18
Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.
Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha
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- Adrian
- 05-11-18
Chabuddy g at his best
Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches
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- Shayne
- 04-11-18
Too funny
This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended
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- Nabiya
- 06-01-23
Not Funny
From storyline to narration, this was disappointing from start to finish, don't waste your time getting this.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-02-22
Incredible Read
Refreshing read, cheeky and sarcastic, incredible humour, 100% recommend for a quick and funny listen.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-02-19
classic Mr chabziee
classic the best eargasm i have had
best comedy book i bought the audio version and have placed an order for the hardcopy to but the audio one i must say is a banger