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How I'll Kill You

By: Ren DeStefano
Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
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Summary

Your next stay-up-all-night thriller, about identical triplets who have a nasty habit of killing their boyfriends, and what happens when the youngest commits their worst crime yet: falling in love with her mark.

Make him want you.

Make him love you.

Make him dead.

Sissy has an...interesting family. Always the careful one, always the cautious one, she has handled the cleanup while her serial killer sisters have carved a path of carnage across the US. Now, as they arrive in the Arizona heat, Sissy must step up and embrace the family pastime of making a man fall in love and then murdering him. Her first target? A young widower named Edison—and their mutual attraction is instant. While their relationship progresses, and most couples would be thinking about picking out china patterns and moving in together, Sissy’s family is reminding her to think about picking out burial sites and moving on.

Then something happens that Sissy never anticipated: She begins to feel protective of Edison, and before she can help it, she’s fallen in love. But the clock is ticking, and her sisters are growing restless. It becomes clear that the gravesite she chooses will hide a body no matter what happens; but if she betrays her family, will it be hers?

©2023 Ren DeStefano (P)2023 Penguin Audio

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“This chilling book is both twisted and tense. The writing is lean, the plotting is tight, and the story is whip smart. Will have you glued to the page.”—Samantha Downing, USA Today bestselling author of My Lovely Wife

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Didnt expect i would love it as i did 💞

Wow this can seriously be a movie 🥵i kept imagining everything the atmosphere, heat, their dark room. Really fun book - and very easy to listen to. 💞

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twisted love story

Well written but borderline purple prose-y if that kind of thing bothers you. narration was perfection. Not entirely unpredictable plot but I couldn't stop listening regardless. recommended!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-07-23

A little cheesy but gripping

I loved this book! Seriously couldn't put it down. While the love story was cheesy the backstory of the sisters was fantastic!

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  • 05-07-23

I loved it

Every second of it had me hooked.. every plot twist has me at the edge of my seat and I couldn’t wait to get to the ending.. the ending was amazingly written. The character development was great.. the biggest plot twist to me was that iris & sissy were more alike at the end than we’d thought the entire book.

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  • NYMom
  • 20-05-23

Predictable and unlikely (aka sooo far-fetched)

I enjoyed listening to this as light literature at times and hoped it would get better, but very quickly realized this was super far-fetched and had a predictable conclusion.

I don't mind thrillers, dark content and unloveable characters, but there were parts of this that were straight gross and not even exciting. Like...I turned it off when anyone could hear it because they would wonder wtf I was listening to.

Anyway, proceed as you wish, but I wish I could gain those 12 hours back.

The audio performance was good though...shouldn't penalize them for the unworthy story.

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  • Diddy
  • 18-05-23

Loved it. Good story.

I love this from start to finish, kept me wanting to read more. These sisters were amazing criminals enjoy the journey.

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  • Vanessa Martinez
  • 16-05-23

Loved it!

Definitely kept me wanting to keep reading. These sisters are very interesting must read!

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  • Ro
  • 23-03-23

Stick with it!

It was hard for me to stick with the characters, since I didn't like any of them! But I held on, and I'm so glad I did! The writing is beautiful and my emotions were yanked this way and that. I look forward to listening to more books by this author! The narration was excellent.

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  • TuxedoedCorgi95
  • 22-03-23

Fun Ladies to Spend Time With

I really enjoyed listening to this story! It was so creative and interesting, which was a fun break from the formulaic whodunnits I've recently been addicted to. The triplets are vivid characters in their own right, but I liked that we spent most of our time with Sissy because of how observant she is. The interesting way her mind works shows exactly why she's so good at what she does.

The narrator was fantastic and somehow managed to make the triplets sound different enough that you know exactly who is speaking when. She also really nails the calm, sensual violence of Sissy specifically such that the character gave me chills a few times. I enjoyed going along for the ride with these ladies for a while. This will be a book I re-listen to over and over.

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  • Jenn
  • 22-03-23

So much sex

There was so much sex in this book that didn’t add anything to the actual plot. It was more gratuitous than anything else. The protagonist also spent an inordinate amount of time in her own head where she imagined main characters and peripheral characters living whole entire scenes. None of it added to the plot and only served to bog down the whole plot.

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