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Hello Milton Jones

By: Milton Jones
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Summary

The former Perrier Newcomer Nominee, Time Out Award Winner, and Comedy Store Regular, who has had six series on Radio 4, performs live Downstairs at the Kings Head. He uses words like conkers, cooking them in the vinegar of his mind, then bringing them down on the heads of his audience without warning.
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Critic reviews

"King of the surreal one-liners." (The Times)
"There's something about his rapid, earnest delivery that is irresistibly ludicrous." (The Sunday Telegraph)

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  • 07-11-23

Great

Love Milton’s one liners - talented well worth the listen. Love Milton’s one liners - talented well worth the listen.

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Funny

After getting used to one-liners, I found this hilarious. Really was not expecting where he was going with some jokes which is a nice change.

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Classic

Some great material from the king of one liners. His timing is impeccable for the material

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Milton

Great as ever. Laughed all the way through. Highly recommended, just wish I could remember those jokes

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Classic Milton

Laugh out loud one liner jokes.

Literally in hysterics all the way through particularly his grandma joke… brilliant

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"Tricky, isn't it?"

I really enjoy the Radio 4. Milton Jones series, the stand up not so much. A series of usually totally unconnected one liners turning the expected into quirky odd ball comments , like
- The Pope loves cats: he's a Catoholic.
- He took his sister to a poultry farm; not the hen night she'd expected.
- Before his Grandfather died, Grandmother covered his back with lard: after that, he went downhill very quickly
He uses a slow delivery to separate the very random one liners, sometimes seeking almost hesitant, to allow his audience to keep up. He was, at times, very funny, but without any base line story for this reader it felt as if it never really started. Just me, I guess.
But I did enjoy the just under one hour of the live recording, available to download for free from the Audible Plus programme.

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Classic Milton Jones

Mostly amusing… some very funny… not really a story! But if you like Milton style this is for you!

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