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  • Female. Likes Cheese. Comes with Dog.

  • Stories About Divorce, Dating, and Saying “I Do”
  • By: Lauren Peacock
  • Narrated by: Lisa Kirsch
  • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins

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Female. Likes Cheese. Comes with Dog.

By: Lauren Peacock
Narrated by: Lisa Kirsch
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Summary

When Lauren Peacock was 23 years old, she got her fairy-tale wedding. But she soon discovered that a dream wedding doesn’t guarantee a dream marriage. Divorced at 27, Lauren did a figurative face-plant onto the floor of the dating scene and had to learn some awkward lessons, like how it’s not socially acceptable to push a crush into the dirt after the age of seven.

A mix of self-deprecating humor and fearless vulnerability, Lauren’s collection of hilarious anecdotes will win over listeners prone to pairing rosé with mac and cheese and waxing nostalgic over '90s-era pop culture references. With unapologetic honesty, she reveals even the least-flattering details of her dating life, which are so relatable they’ll make listeners either cringe or laugh out loud.

After dusting herself off, Lauren describes just how far she’s willing to go - we’re talking all the way across the Atlantic - to find her Prince Charming.

©2020 Lauren Cribb Peacock (P)2020 Lauren Cribb Peacock

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