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  • Constituent Service

  • A Third District Story
  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Amber Benson
  • Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (137 ratings)

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By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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Summary

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC
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Short but sweet

What a great little narrative. Good intro to a new universe. Fun and exactly what needed. Well narrated. More please

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And You Think You've Got Problems!

Engaging, hilarious and brilliantly performed with just a smattering of peril. MORE PLEASE...this is a totally 'Cluckworthy' idea.

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Need More!

Absolutely loved it, story and narration are brilliant. Nicely paced, great characters, weird and funny.
Need more from the 3rd district.

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Brilliant

Really enjoyable, great world making. Only downside was it ended way way too soon!!! GIVE ME MORE!!

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It’s actually funny

I have no prior encounter with this particular author so my expectation was a fresh canvas. Kinda guessed how everything was linked but it’s still quite funny. Narrator performance is amazing.

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Fun listen

Itishard to find a story with a well written first person narrative - this short story does it very well.

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Cute funny story

A lovely heartwarming story with a lot of humour and heart. John Scalzi shows us a positive view of the future, which may apply today

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Such a fun listen

John Scalzi is the master of fun, light-hearted sci-fi and this is such a good example. A delightful short listen packed with imaginative ideas and fun moments that Amber Benson does a brilliant job of bringing to life. Highly recommend!

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Hilarious and brilliant

Thoughly enjoyed this audiobook. A fun little story. The narrator was perfect too. It was a free for Audio plus suggestion so I gave it a try and loved it.

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Loved this!

Only negative thing I can think to say is that there wasn't more to this! I loved it!

Can I get more please?!

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