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Compton Valance: Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate

Compton Valance, Book 4

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Compton Valance: Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate

By: Matt Brown
Narrated by: Matt Brown
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Magnificently moustachioed madman Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead and set on using his pirate galleon time machine to become overlord of the universe.

It's up to trainee time crime agents Compton and Bryan to stop him in a battle involving the pongiest pants in history, the Great Fish-Slapping Game and a lot of custard pies.

©2016 Matt Brown (P)2016 W F Howes Ltd
Fiction Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Science Fiction Science Fiction & Fantasy Time Travel Comedy Pirate

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Critic reviews

"Funny, clever, brilliant - I love this book." (Dermot O'Leary, on Compton Valance: The Most Powerful Boy in the Universe)
"Told at a speed to match the time-travel theme of the story, this is a highly entertaining and wittily illustrated adventure." (Julia Eccleshare, on Compton Valance: The Most Powerful Boy in the Universe)
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Really good and I mean really good best in the series 🥨🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂. I rate it 🌭 out of 🌭. :3

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