Listen free for 30 days

Listen with offer

Sample

£0.00 for first 30 days

Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Captain Bloody Bones

By: Drac Von Stoller
Narrated by: Michael Adashefski
Try for £0.00

£7.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £2.99

Buy Now for £2.99

Pay using card ending in
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.

Summary

Captain Johnny Bones loved to sail the seven seas with some of the roughest shipmates that ever sailed.

Captain Johnny Bones' ship was called Bloody Bones because every ship that crossed Captain Johnny Bones' path would be hammered with cannons and when Captain Johnny Bones got through with the crew there would nothing left but "Bloody Bones". When Captain Johnny Bones and his shipmates came aboard they stole all the gold and would slit every crew member's throats and watch their jugular veins squirt blood on the other dead bodies they were laid upon.

Just before Captain Johnny Bones and his men would climb aboard their ship Bloody Bones, they would roast the dead mans hearts over their burning bodies and eat their hearts to show that Captain Johnny Bones and his men were the toughest Pirates on the sea.

©2011 Drac Von Stoller (P)2012 Drac Von Stoller
activate_samplebutton_t1

What listeners say about Captain Bloody Bones

Average customer ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.