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Bring Me the Arse of Saddam
- A True Story of an SAS Man in Iraq with the USMC Then at War with the Deep State
- Narrated by: Nigel Ely
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Biographies & Memoirs, Military & War
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- Steven Sutton
- 21-05-22
bring me the arse of saddam.
funny, real, very true on all levelsI. i loved it!look forward to part two.
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- Phill Fletcher
- 16-05-22
Fantastic!!!
Enjoyed every second , well written , well read so much so I listened from start to finish in one sitting and had me laughing out loud in some of the later chapters. Highly recommend 🙂👍
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- Andrew Muirhead
- 19-04-22
Brilliant
Really funny in places & gripping action. Second book of Nigel’s I’ve bought. Not disappointed. Way more realistic and colourful than a lot out there.
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- Mrs S.
- 10-04-22
Absolutely brilliant. I love how Nigel says it how it is.
Absolutely brilliant. I love how Nigel says it how it is.
I never read books but how he puts it over would just like the everyday person. These are the people i would recommend it to. Most book haters. Once the have listened to it they would search for more books Nigel has wrote and enjoy them thoroughly. I gave it all stars because thats what it is. A damn good read.
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- Richard
- 02-03-22
Not what I expected in content but very good
Interesting account, well written and amusing. Entertaining throughout and well acted. Honest account of the hypocritical world we live in.
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- zac82
- 08-02-22
Great Book, thoroughly enjoyed
A Great Book, thoroughly enjoyed it, looking forward to the next publication from Nigel.
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- Nath
- 29-10-21
Brilliant book
Cracking book, didn't want it to end. I'd give it ten stars!
Gripping story that will keep you engaged throughout.
Shocked, well not really shocked at the bizarre arsehunt at the tax payers expense. The world is going mad.
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- Alan Watson
- 03-05-21
Sad to finish listening to this great tale
loved the methods used by Nigel along with anecdotes and vivid memories of youth and other conflicts.
strange times to have lived through.
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- Morag Bocking
- 07-08-22
Loved it
Well my 2nd book listened too by Spud, great little story with great humour if your ever up in Scotland visiting the SAS monument, I have a bottle off whisky for you. Hopefully you will get another book out soon. I hope you sell the arse soon.
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- Anonymous User
- 21-07-22
A great title for a great listen
I really enjoyed the storyline as well as the authors sense of humour. Highly recommended!