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  • A Waiter in Paris

  • Adventures in the Dark Heart of the City
  • By: Edward Chisholm
  • Narrated by: Orlando Wells
  • Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (144 ratings)
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A Waiter in Paris

By: Edward Chisholm
Narrated by: Orlando Wells
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Summary

A waiter's job is to deceive you. They want you to believe in a luxurious calm because on the other side of that door...is hell.

Edward Chisholm's spellbinding memoir of his time as a Parisian waiter takes you below the surface of one of the most iconic cities in the world and right into its glorious underbelly.

He inhabits a world of inhuman hours, snatched sleep and dive bars; scraping by on coffee, bread and cigarettes, often under sadistic managers, with a wage so low you're fighting your colleagues for tips. Colleagues—including thieves, narcissists, ex-Legionnaires, paperless immigrants, wannabe actors and drug dealers—who are the closest thing to family that you've got.

It's physically demanding, frequently humiliating and incredibly competitive. But it doesn't matter because you're in Paris, the centre of the universe, and there's nowhere else you'd rather be in the world.

©2022 Edward Chisholm (P)2022 Octopus Publishing Group

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Superb, engaging writing style

Well written, in captivating style and a fascinating story, relatable and also bizarre. This unusual, yet wholly authentic portrait of Paris and it’s intersection with the grand old tradition of serving food to customers captures a great deal of life, equally hilarious and horrifying

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An amazing listen

Excellent all round. A really lovely, funny and eye opening book - pulling back the curtain on a world we so easily overlook. Couldn’t recommend highly enough.

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At times horribly bleak, but overall had an oddly glowing positivity

Excellent performances. Strong story and from the POV of someone who has spent a life in the industry incredibly accurate… charming yet utterly brutal

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very very good

I really enjoyed this book, it is so interesting the narrative was amazing, thank you for such a enjoyable read

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Delightfully darkly enlightening stories of a Parisian restaurant

This book kept me interested as I drove, did manual work and gardened.
It was entertainingly and informatively written. (And well regaled)!
I very much look forward to listening to other books by this author.

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Fascinating and insightful

I really enjoyed this listen. Like the author I’d previously read Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell and had enjoyed the insights and atmosphere of that time in the 1930’s. Edward’s book is equally well written and atmospheric and his insights show that actually little has changed since Orwell’s book of some 90’odd years ago!

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Enjoyable read

Thought provoking and insightful. Enjoyable read. Great narrator too. I am looking forward to next book!

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Eating in a restaurant will never be the same..

after reading this very entertaining and thought-provoking tale. The narration by Orlando Wells was perfect.

I will enjoy listening to it again.


And I look forward to reading Edward Chisholm's next book.

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Paris as you've never heard it before!

A rare glimpse into the world of the restaurant waiter. Shockingly honest and fabulously written and read by its highly talented author. His mastery of all the different characters' accents really brings the stories in this debut book to life. The poor pay and conditions, constant shenanigans of the bosses, and the very precariousness of their existence is like something out of Robert Tressell's The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists rather than an account of 21-century Paris France. it's an audio playhouse, real theatre for the ear. i just happened across this title and now it's in my top five favourite Audible books. Highly recommended. .

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Captivating insight into the Underbelly of a Parisienne Restaurant

Great development of the characters in his story. he brought the characters likeable or not … to life .. felt like you were in Paris with him. He told his experience honestly including the racist behaviour that went on unchallenged both in and behind the dining rooms.
Anyone who has been to Paris will find something for them in this book. A coming of age story that takes you back to your own post student days when you were trying to find your place in the world.

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