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Total Flirt

Tips, Tricks, and Techniques Every Girl Needs to Get the Guy

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Total Flirt

By: Violet Blue
Narrated by: Lea Gulino
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It's not blondes who have more fun - it's the total flirts! If you are not a born flirt, and most of us are NOT, you can learn this very seductive art from the best in the business: mega-best-seller Miss Violet Blue (Smart Girl's Guide to Porn). Laced with humorous personality tests and wild caricatures of flirty personalities to try on or use for inspiration, Blue teaches listeners how to walk like a siren, talk like a bombshell, seduce like a vamp, and even how to do all this on the Internet.

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“Overall, regardless of your style, you can pick up some good flirting tips and some tips about guys and their pick up lines by reading Total Flirt.” ( Night Owl Reviews)
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Do not waste your time on this
Nothing of value repeated over and over
horrendous narration lost the will to live during the reading of this book

total drivel

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This book was cringeworthy throughout, in every sense. No redeeming qualities apart from good narration by Lea Gulino. It was all about acting like a "dork" or being incredibly suggestive and asking sexually intimate questions as opening lines...just awful.

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