Episodes

  • It's Black History Month!
    Feb 11 2023

    In this episode, Brian is completely wrong about who the GOAT is and he'll probably bitch when he reads this description, but he let me do it so....We were supposed to talk about black history month, and I guess we did, but it's really more about some of the best people to ever play the game. Other random shit is sprinkled in, of course. It wouldn't be a There's Gotta Be a Line episode if it made any sense.

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    24 mins
  • How will this Affect Gas Prices?
    Dec 7 2022

    After an extended time away, Brian and I decided to record a new episode right on the heel's of the last one. In this episode we discuss black Twitter, cancel culture, and the estranged world of the UAE. On top of that, we wonder why the hell water tastes so much better when it comes from single use containers, if cops even got defunded, and why tf ye did CP3 dirty. Your guess is as good as ours on what we talk about from one week to the next, so come with us and go for a ride!

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    52 mins
  • Is This a Political Podcast?
    Dec 4 2022

    We're back! In this week's episode, Brian and I talk about truly exhilarating topics. Is kink shaming necessary for the betterment of society? Is bullying beneficial?  Is Tucker Carlson secretly woke? We don't have the answers to any of these questions, but we have beer and extra time so we give it a shot! Join us if you'd like to possibly exhale slightly through your nose once or twice and learn about the new channel we plan to start! Let's cross some lines!

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    43 mins
  • Which one of us is Schmammered?
    Dec 8 2021
    This week we talked about the Tik Tok algorithm, cut or uncut disco sticks, and much more. Meanwhile, one of us is 10 sheets to the wind, and like you, is listening to this for the first time. Full send. 
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    26 mins
  • Is this podcast normal?
    Aug 14 2021

    In our first episode back from an extended break, we start season three. That means more stupid shit that makes no sense, but hey, there are some valid points. For example, why do we have to pay just to exist and why are kids such shitheads? Fuck them kids. 

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    32 mins
  • The Incoherent Pod
    Jun 24 2021

    Many mysteries get solved in this podcast! We discuss who the real Scranton strangler is, birds being a government conspiracy, and what cancel culture is. As always "fuck them kids" and 9/11 is a little fun!

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    38 mins
  • Covid-19: how it affects your 5G experience
    May 23 2021

    Have you had your vaccine yet? Brian and I noticed some changes to our cell service, so we thought we could discuss our new chip upgrades. Does your chip only enhance others' service? Is that the herd mentality? One last thing, if you don't get the chip upgrade and someone else drops service because of you, you should be held responsible.

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    40 mins
  • Who Spilled the Whiskey?
    May 9 2021

    This episode is all about drinking whiskey straight. Well, at least that's what we were doing while recording this. Listen to us talk about how many points kids are worth if they stray off the sidewalk and why cops should be defunded. If you're a conservative reading this, it's not what you think, but you don't do much of that anyway. Also, was JFK's assassination an inside job? Tell us what you think.  

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    42 mins