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The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole
- Narrated by: Bill Wallis
- Series: Rumpole of the Bailey, Book 15
- Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Horror
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- Mary Carnegie
- 07-09-15
Good clean satire.
Bill Wallis does a good job on characterising different people in a believable fashion. I'm glad Hilda gets another chance to express herself - she's probably a more reliable narrator than our old darling hero, though I'd not want to live with either of them.
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- Dasmon
- 16-02-13
Sheer Genius
Bill Wallis really makes Rumpole come to life and the character vocalisations are fantastic.
As usual this is Rumpole at his best, I can't recommend this book enough, it is sublime!
1 person found this helpful
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- Ms. E. Morgan
- 12-06-17
Old Rumpole and the Modern World at Loggerheads
Where does The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Top 30%Although Rumpole is one of my favourite characters this is my least favourite of the Rumpole novels. I prefer the short stories in any case but this one was rather depressing.
What did you like best about this story?
Rumpole's quest to finally become a QC
Which character – as performed by Bill Wallis – was your favourite?
Rumpole
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Saddened by the changes in the legal system
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- JR
- 05-07-16
Rumploe but not at his best
Disappointing. The older books are more fun and have more interesting plots. Narration is good
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- Dr Richard L Peacocke
- 26-06-13
Lovely and cuddly
I have listened to this book twice now, it is so entertaining, and got new laughs out each time. The way Horace Rumpole navigates his way through the world of legal work is fascinating, and the way he deals with his private life and the 'rules' of his chambers is very good.
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- David Share
- 01-10-16
Further adventures of Horace Rumpole.
For all you Rumpole fans, this a further installment. More shenanigans. More fun! See what Hilda, Portia , and the mad Bull, Judge Bullingham are up to now.
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- Linda Rasmussen
- 31-01-13
Rumpole at His Finest
What made the experience of listening to The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole the most enjoyable?
I have been a longtime Rumpole fan. Loved the idea of "she who must be obeyed" becoming a barrister.
What other book might you compare The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole to and why?
All the other Rumpoles are just as entertaining. I recommend them all
Which character – as performed by Bill Wallis – was your favorite?
I do love Hilda. She is a powerful force.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Nothing extreme. Rumpole is always good for a chuckle.
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- vancouverquilter
- 25-02-13
Like visiting an old friend
Rumpole is my most favorite non-conformist. He never takes himself or his colleagues too seriously. Rumpole's sense of humor is high-browed yet universal so anytime I get a chance to hear one of his cases, I take it.
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- carl
- 10-03-13
waste
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
nobody, just badly narrated.
What other book might you compare The Anti-Social Behaviour of Horace Rumpole to and why?
n
What didn’t you like about Bill Wallis’s performance?
boring
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
same
Any additional comments?
Yes,,,,,,, only bought this because the timothy west version was so goood,,,, thought this must be the same,,,, not.
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