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  • How to Vex a Vampire

  • VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 1
  • By: Alice Winters
  • Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
  • Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (219 ratings)

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How to Vex a Vampire

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Summary

Finn

Getting into the vampire-only detective unit was the easy part. What’s going to be more difficult is dealing with my new partner - an ancient vampire who keeps threatening to eat me. The unit has never had a human in it. Marcus - or, as I like to call him: Fangy McFangface - would really prefer to keep it that way.

He’s grumpy, short-tempered, and broody, but I have a way with words, and I know he’s starting to like me, even if he swears he’s not. But what he doesn’t know is that I didn’t join the unit because I was tired of being a homicide detective. I joined because there is someone after me.

They’ve already taken enough from me, and I’m afraid they’re going to take all of me if I don’t find someone to help. That’s all Marcus was supposed to be, but now, he’s so much more, and I can’t imagine my life without him.

Marcus

The moment the pesky human walked through that door, I knew I had to get rid of him. He’s charming, and almost everyone else instantly loves him, but he doesn’t understand how risky it is being part of this unit as a human.

But as I get to know the stubborn man, I learn that, perhaps, he’s not as naive as I once thought. And, maybe, he’s what I needed to realize there is more to life than just work and my dog.

A group arises that is threatening to disrupt the alliance between the humans and the vampires, but Finn is the one who shows me how strong that alliance can be and reminds me why it’s worth protecting.

When threats hit closer to home, I realize I would do anything for Finn because he’s brought so much joy to my life...and because he’s mine.

Note: This book features a creative use for undergarments, unintentional splits, a wolfhound who just wants to be a part of things, a vertically challenged human who still manages to wrap every vampire he meets around his little finger, the best date ever, possessiveness, really awkward dancing, some workplace revenge, and just a bite or two. Or three.

©2020 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters

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Great story

Loved the banter between the two. Great story and narration. HFN was unexpected but I will be getting the next book.

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Strong story

Strong, very funny, loveable characters, exciting, sexy!! If you love vampire stories, this is for you!

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Enjoyable Story

A well written story with and interesting  concept.  The characters are likeable and the narration is very good.

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Brilliant

This is my first time listening to one of your books and I purchased it because of the title, I'm glad I did. The story of the human and the vampire was brilliant from start to finish and I can't wait to get more, I laughed at the human calling the vampire, [fangy mcfang face.]

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Excellent narration

I really enjoyed the book but the narrator
Really bought the book alive recommend it.

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Fantastic

I totally love Alice's books, here mind must be completely addled with these characters running around it. I wonder if she is a Snarky as her main characters. I do Hope so.
Seriously though this is another first class book/audi and I can't wait to listen to the next book. Would thoroughly recommend.

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Seriously Entertaining

What can I say!!! Listening to this funny, exciting and adorable story about a human and a vampire is amazing.

The world created in the book is tangible and immersive and the characters are equally well grounded. There is the right amount of banter, moodiness, romance and sex to keep you listening/page turning to the end.

Narration by Michael Ferraiuolo narration is just perfect and I can't wait for the next instalment.

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omg words fail me

brilliant funny and tense. first time with this author and I need more. first vampire book and I was captivated with the story. great narration.

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Dynamics between the characters was spot on

Loved this book, the humour, the emotion, the 🔥🔥. HFN ending, can’t wait to read the others in the series. This author nails it.

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Amazing

I.love How to Vex a Vampire and I've read it more than once. The audio version is every bit as fabulous. Michael Ferraiuolo's narration is amazing.

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