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How to Leave Twitter
- My Time as Queen of the Universe and Why This Must Stop
- Narrated by: Grace Dent
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Computers & Technology, Content Creation & Social Media
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Three years ago, columnist and author Grace Dent joined new social networking site Twitter, mainly as a place to dump her surplus jokes, rant about garbage TV, and post exclusive JPEGs of her hot new toenail varnish. But as every "Re-tweet" and "Follow Friday" saw her audience figures soar by tens of thousands, Dent found herself centre stage in an all-consuming highly addictive social network revolution. One where the gags, gossip, scandal, and backstabbing literally never stop.
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- sarah
- 21-03-12
Funny and insightful
This is a funny book. The book is not about how to leave Twitter that much. It's the thoughts of an articulate funny person about Twitter, people on Twitter and what those people get up to on Twitter. In short Twitter is the frame on which Grace Dent hangs her quite strong opinions about quite a number of things. I am now aware of so much more about the itneraction of people on Twitter including myself.
Grace Dent reads the book herself and she gives the book the energy it needs to make her jokes come to life.
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