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Here Be Sexist Vampires
- Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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Summary
Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.
Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.
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- kelly evans
- 19-04-19
good story but...
It was a good story and I would of bought the next book if the Male parts had been read by the Male and the female parts had been read by the female I hate a Male doing a female accent.
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- Patricia May
- 12-10-23
Ghastly supposedly English accent!!
Entertaining enough story spoiled by the male attempting an English London accent! Really terrible! Please don’t bother, just speak American to stop the pain an English person feels!
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- kimmyjo
- 18-06-18
a good read
I enjoyed listening to this book I really liked the strong female character an she stayed a strong character throughout would definitely recommend
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- lesley Burling
- 03-11-18
a vampiric lovestory with audio porn content
for me there needed more plot and twists to balance the very raunchy sex scenes. the heroin is quite likeable but for such a strong feminist character the dithering over bedding her man just didnt fit. also the male narrator didnt quite get Sam's voice.
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- Clare Morris
- 03-02-24
A brilliant sexy vampire story
I enjoyed the book very much. Being English and living close to London England, my only negative was that considering Sam Parker was meant to be a Cockney neither narrator honed the Cockney accent at all. PJ still sounded like an American badly attempting Cockney and Justine, although doing a great middle class British English accent, did not sound like a Cockney either. Americans often struggle with British English and Canadians, when mimicking British English do a good job but British dialects aren't easy. A voice coach may have helped to make it more believable, or maybe it would have been better to have left out the Cockney element from the story altogether. That said both narrators were brilliant and I absolutely loved the story. I'm looking forward to listening to Suzanne Wright's The Bite That Binds, now x
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- Anonymous User
- 06-08-18
I loved it.
Fun to listen while driving to summerhouse for holiday. 2 storytellers were good thing. Clear english even for foregner.
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- Jo
- 05-01-21
brilliant
I liked this very much, and I will be getting the other one in the series.
Thank you x
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- KK
- 27-09-23
ok
as other reviews have mentioned, the male narration is painful - such a dodgy English accent and one completely different to the female narrator (who i enjoyed). otherwise, an easy listen
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- Suzy GM
- 29-06-18
Loved it!
Can’t wait the next. Great story so much more in it than your usual vampire stories.
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- limemonkey
- 02-10-19
2 narrators
I really struggled listening to the narrator who read Jared POV, particularly when he read out Sam talking - to the point I couldn't listen to it and got the hard copy instead. Great story if you can get over that.
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