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Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere

By: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
Narrated by: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
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Summary

The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau.

Hey kid, do you wanna get rich?

I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book. Keep reading.

Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book, as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this one is fine, I suppose—especially if you want to one day own a yacht.

This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they’re idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear words. In this book, they’re riding a train on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to ruin everything. It’s up to our three young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they’re locked away forever for a crime they didn’t even commit.

There’s action, there’s humor, there’s suspense, but most importantly, there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within these minutes that will help both you and me get rich beyond our wildest dreams.

Just buy the audiobook and start listening. You’ll learn everything about the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan soon.

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I love the author so much! They are funny and witty. The way in which the story is told is simple genius!

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the song production on the train

that was mad! Great audio book would highly recommend to any fan of the game grumps

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My Detective Agency is doing excellent work

My current case which involves a treadmill, a wombat and a View-Master has been very taxing, both mentally and physically. So it was with great joy to find out the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club also have been having a right hard time as well.
Wish you three all the best x

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An amusing book that's great if you enjoy Arin Han

I enjoyed the book as a throwback to the stories that were often read to me as a child. I often had a constant level of mild amusement in a good way throughout the listen. As a fan of Game Grumps and their content in general I found Arin elevated my experience.

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Hilarious

Meta, challenging, nuanced, hilarious and wonderful, on top form and can't wait to see more

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great book and great reader

very funny and engaging, truly loved it. loved the amazing narrator through our the book

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yea it was good

I enjoyed all the additional Cecil bits and the song was very good aswell.

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