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Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Series: Tales from the Paranormal Plantation, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Romance, Paranormal
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A laugh out loud listen
After listening to the Literal Leigh series I was so glad to find this series. This follows Gertie , Randy and Brad at the Paranormal Plantation where they look after homeless paranormal animals . Gertie is so funny she takes things the wrong way and says things she thinks are innocent but usually after sexual intentions . It’s great that Marie and Esmeralda make appearances and hoping the rest of the gang turns up in the next 2 books.
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- Debbie McLean
- 07-01-21
so funny
what a fantastic, light hearted, funny audiobook, I really enjoyed it and caught myself laughing out loud xxxxxxxx
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- Vanessa Leighton
- 28-10-20
Really enjoyed this one
I enjoyed this light and funny book the characters were fantastic and it was a really enjoyable world that the author created. The narration was a fantastic addition with such good pacing and I was able to tell the voices apart easily
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- K
- 06-08-18
Wanted to love it but nope
I wanted to love this because the reviews said it was so funny. The comedy struck me as off key. The story line was awkward and ridiculous even for the paranormal genre. It's my fault despite being a huge Molly Harper fan, enjoying Kristen Painter and early Dakota Cassidy I don't like Robyn Peterman, Angie Fox or Danielle Garrett. If you enjoy all these writers then perhaps you will enjoy this book.
6 people found this helpful
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- Tammy Payne
- 18-08-15
Make sure to have your depends under garments!!!!
Would you listen to Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy again? Why?
Oh my gosh yes I would. Why? If you need a serious pick you up , gut busting funny laugh yourself silly kind of book this would be the go to one.
What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?
The other has another series of books Literal Leigh Series and Gertie is in them and they are also gut busting funny
What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?
Hollie Jackson is truly wonderful in this book I loved the German talk she did for Gerties boyfriend Brad
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
it made me smile, laugh, giggle I am sure people thought I was nuts as I was driving while listening
Any additional comments?
Fantastic book !!
6 people found this helpful
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- Snoopyvet
- 22-04-16
Might not want to listen to while driving
What did you love best about Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy?
That I laughed my ass off through the whole story.
What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?
Robyn Peterman's Witch Glitch comes to mind
Have you listened to any of Hollie Jackson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Yes I listened to some of Melanie James other books Hollie has narrated for her and I loved all of them
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
It made me laugh my ass off in fact I had to stop listening in the car at one point I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd wreck
Any additional comments?
Would recommend this great listen to anyone who needs a good laugh
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- Relleman
- 15-09-15
Omg! I lurve Gertie!
Oh Lordy, I think I died laughing while listening to this one. Fantastic writing, superb narration.
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- C Casto
- 18-08-15
Funny, Well Read!
If you could sum up Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy in three words, what would they be?
Hilarious, Well Read, Great
Which character – as performed by Hollie Jackson – was your favorite?
Gertie
Any additional comments?
This is a great book. It is a short story about the witch Gertie and her wacky adventure of running her paranormal plantation. This is a very funny story. Yes she seems naive and sometimes well stupid but its all apart of her charm. Although this can be a stand alone, you should really listen/read the entire Literal Leigh series before this and you will understand more about Gertie.
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- Raven
- 14-06-18
Love the Story
First I have to say Hollie Jackson is one of the best narrators ever. She truly makes the story.
Melanie James writes an interesting story. It was not quite as funny as I was expecting from the description. That is not to say it wasn’t funny. There was a little romance but since it’s the first in a series I assume that will pickup.
Overall I did like it but took off one star overall and for the story because it took most of the story to get funny and romantic. Having picked a wonderful narrator really saved it all. I’m looking forward to the next installment and hope it’s as good as the last 1/2 to last 1/3 of this book.
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- Karyn
- 03-05-18
Laugh out loud adventure
This is truly a funny book. The story is light and humorous and the pastry chef scene is rofl. Hollie Jackson does this character proud and the whole series is well done. Thank you Melanie James
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- Sucheta
- 14-10-17
Cute and Relateable
I loved how cute and quirky this book is. It is very relatable and happy and makes my day better for listening. it probably makes me healthy too with all the laughter that I have been enjoying thanks to this book. I highly recommend listening to it, you will fall quickly in love with the main character along with the supporting cast.
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- Willow Star Serenity
- 16-03-17
Hilarious!
I read and loved the Literal Leigh series. Think of it as like a paranormal Stephanie Plum without the bounty hunting. The narrator did a fantastic job as well!
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- Holly
- 12-12-16
Hilarious read
I couldn't stop listening to it. I was hooked from the first sentence on! I don't know if it was the accent of the reader, or the story, the characters, or just everything flowed just perfectly. I laughed throughout this story and can't wait to listen to the rest of the series.
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