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  • Funhouse

  • Sixteen Tales of Madness, Murder, Terror & Insanity
  • By: Michael Bray
  • Narrated by: David Mellon
  • Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (10 ratings)
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Funhouse

By: Michael Bray
Narrated by: David Mellon
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Summary

Roll up to the funhouse, a brand new collection of tales from the author of Whisper, Dark Corners and Meat, Michael Bray.

A man who makes an unscheduled stop gets more than he bargained for in "Candyland". A group of teens discover a terrible secret on Samsonite farm in "Scarecrows". A schoolyard bully and his former victim reunite with horrifying results in "Long Tall Coffin." A high school party becomes an arachnid nightmare for one unfortunate guest in "The Boy Who Saw Spiders."

These are just some of the horrors hidden within the darkest recesses of the funhouse. Look closer if you dare, and indulge in these 16 tales of madness, murder, terror and insanity.

©2013 Michael Bray (P)2014 Michael Bray

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Excellent!

All of the stories with the exception of one kept my attention to the end.
A great collection of shorts from an author who gets better and better over time.

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David Mellon spoils the stories - crap narrator

What did you like best about Funhouse? What did you like least?

The stories would be in the Stephen King pool if not for crap narrator.

Would you recommend Funhouse to your friends? Why or why not?

no, buy the book not audio book.

Who might you have cast as narrator instead of David Mellon?

anyone

Do you think Funhouse needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Just re read with a talented narrator

Any additional comments?

erm...crap narrator

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To think this kind of drivel actually gets published

Actually the ideas are sound enough though not original at all. The writing is poor and the reading not good either. This might be anything but really it’s just plain awful and to think this kind of drivel actually gets published and people like me, unsuspecting as we are looking for a good scary story read it or have it read to us. Well so who’s the fool? Not sure about that but I would not recommend this to anyone.

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worst.narrator.ever.

absolutely monotonous (literally) narration, could only bear it for less than ten minutes, so no idea re. quality of the stories!...please Audible remove this monstrosity.... I want my money back!!!!

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CRAP NARRAT0R MADE ME GIVE UP!

Would you try another book written by Michael Bray or narrated by David Mellon?

WRITTEN BY MICHAEL BRAY YES BUT DAVID MELL0N N0 .

Would you be willing to try another book from Michael Bray? Why or why not?

YES W0ULD - HIS ST0RIES ARE SCARY AND WELL WRITTEN BUT DAVID MELL0N D0ESN'T D0 THEM JUSTICE - TRY AN0THER NARRAT0R PLEASE :)

Would you be willing to try another one of David Mellon’s performances?

N0 - HIS V0ICE IS FAST, M0N0T0NE AND UTTERLY B0RING!

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

DIDN'T READ EN0UGH T0 REALLY FIND 0UT!

Any additional comments?

IT SH0WS H0W A P0TENTIALLY G00D B00K CAN BE SADLY RUINED BY A P00R NARRAT0R! :(

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