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  • And Now for Something Completely Different

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  • By: Jodi Taylor
  • Narrated by: Zara Ramm
  • Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (744 ratings)
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By: Jodi Taylor
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Summary

Here's a question for you. What's the most exciting thing ever found in a fire bucket?

And don't say 'fire' because you'll be wrong.

Suppose - just suppose - it was the technology to take a pod to Mars.

Yeah, now we're talking!

Every Christmas, for reasons which seem good at the time - especially after an eggnog or two - Max and the others leap into the nearest pod and indulge in their illegal Christmas jump. It's a tradition. This year, however, just to be different, they find themselves part of someone else's illegal Christmas jump. It's time to don a spacesuit and bring your own urine!

©2017 Jodi Taylor (P)2018 Audible, Ltd

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Great read

another good read just wish it was a bit longer funny in places loved the flag fluttering

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Different - yes, but still hilarious.

Well, not completely different. The irrepressible irreverent St Mary's humor is there. And lots of it. I also have a new understanding for the Time Police and their headaches in keeping the unruly St Mary's antics in check. :-) A light read. Thoroughly enjoyable.

Not to be missed if you like the St Mary's series.

Zara Ramm - fantastic narration as usual.

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Out of this world!

Another captivating short story really bringing the Time Police and St Mary’s teams roles to life! Don’t miss this!

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Christmas on Mars

Would you visit Mars if you could, for no other reason other than, because its there?
Well being St Mary's thats a daft question to ask. Of course you would.
So off the jolly well went with Pinky in charge for a change.

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My Brain!!!

Brilliant idea for a book, but the whole time/space travel thing nearly broke my brain, still haven't got all the arguments straight in my head.

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Amusing short story

I've never read (or listened to) a Jodi Taylor book before and, I realise that she has a series that this book belongs too. It is a great read and written in a very easy to listen to style. Slightly bonkers but very amusing.

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Most hilarious St Mary's adventure ever!!!

Epic! Honestly chuckled the whole time. Poor old Time Police. St Mary's 1 : Time Police nil!

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Brilliant

Brilliantly written. Totally enjoyed listening to this story.
Nice to has some old characters back

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Smile

As usual another fun and quirky story. A good way to relax for a couple of hours.

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Hilarious

Another great listening. A laugh out loud book. Love these series of books and the narration is superb.

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